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    W T F - Baby Born On SEPTA’s Broad Street Line

    SEPTA Police Officer Loyd Rodgers and his partner gave the stork a helping hand after a female rider approached them at the Olney station on the Broad Street Subway line telling them she had just given birth aboard a northbound train.
    There, nestled in her clothing, the officer saw a brand new baby boy, umbilical cord still attached.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nyahay bus View Post
    Geno's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    SEPTA Police Officer Loyd Rodgers and his partner gave the stork a helping hand after a female rider approached them at the Olney station on the Broad Street Subway line telling them she had just given birth aboard a northbound train.
    There, nestled in her clothing, the officer saw a brand new baby boy, umbilical cord still attached.
    ....She told the cops that in the minutes since its birth, the baby, Demetrius jr., joined a gang, got a gold toof and stabbed a dude.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    ....She told the cops that in the minutes since its birth, the baby, Demetrius jr., joined a gang, got a gold toof and stabbed a dude.....


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    Philadelphia is just an awful city.

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    in future they'll ask if he's an only child

    "nope, Olney...are you dyslexic or sumpin'?"

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    any pics of her vag?

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