How a Liberal Answers a Hard Question:
1. "Is that a serious question", followed by an eyeroll, and no answer.
2. "Frankly, I'm offended anyone would aks that question", followed bya scowl and no answer.
How a Liberal Describes a Republican:
1. "He's far too extreme." regardless of what the Republican actually supports or says.
2. "I can't say what I think/I don't want to get into what I really think (RACIST!!! SEXIST!!! BIGOT!!!!), but we all know that X is just code on the right (FOR RACISM!!!!!!!!)", followed by a knowing look and a wink wink, nod nod to the reporter.
3. "He's waging a War on (fill in the victim class of choice)" followed by a smug knowing look.