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    Gut feeling this is a Hampurite...

    Any Hampurites vacaying in Shanghai right now? Business trip perhaps? Well known dildo tradesman testing new wares?


    http://gawker.com/5953037/doctors-sh...tines-for-days

    Doctors in Shanghai are reiterating a warning to consumers to use sex toys as directed after a man arrived at Zhongshan Hospital with a nine-inch dildo that had been stuck inside him for five days.

    It was unclear why the man had waited so long to seek medical attention, but Shanghai Daily said the unnamed 30-year-old had inserted into his body to "enhance sexual pleasure with his wife."

    After an initial attempt to remove the sex toy failed, the man left the hospital to try his luck elsewhere. Returning the next day, a second attempt was made after doctors determined the man's life was in danger.

    "If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into a critical condition," doctor Yao Liqing told the state-run paper. "We had decided to operate if we failed to take it out with the help of an endoscope."

    Luckily, the procedure proved successful and surgery was avoided. "Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient's body," Yao said.

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    Gut feeling??? So does the dude with the dildo stuck in him.

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    I thought JT was banned from there.

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    Left the hospital to try his luck elsewhere? Where would that be?

    Shanghai surprise?

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    Oh come on. That happens to everybody.





    Right?








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    I dont know why he bothered to get married. If he wanted to get ****** in the ***, all he had to do was become a Jet fan.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I dont know why he bothered to get married. If he wanted to get ****** in the ***, all he had to do was become a Jet fan.


    so THAT's why we spend so much time here.



    hey now.

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