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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I'd try a small cone
    LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    How many mods can one thread take?
    Mods love taint more than most...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    Here's the scenario. You just finished having french toast or pancakes for breakfast. You look down and see a mixture of syrup and butter strewn across your plate. You're asking yourself "why is there nothing left on my plate to sop up that puddle of deliciousness".

    Then it hit me. Why not harness that amazing flavor, implement it into a ice cream flavor and call it Aunt Jemima's Taint.



    There hasn't been an epiphany this ground-breaking since some fat geek invented the light bulb back in 1879.
    People from Vermont have been maple syrup on their ice cream forever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    How many mods can one thread take?

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    I'm having enough trouble finding Aunt Jemima Buckwheat pancake mix now this will lead to an outright ban.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetfan16 View Post
    People from Vermont have been maple syrup on their ice cream forever!
    We did it with fresh snow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    I just ran the idea past the wife.








    I'm not allowed to think anymore.
    I lol'd at the truthful, real-world reference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
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    Is this a trick question?

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    Maple walnut and butter pecan are already on the market.

    A scoop here, a scoop there, and you got a bowl of Taint 'n Nuts.

    No one would pay for the taint without the nuts.

    Sorry bro, looks like your wife's got the right idea.

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    Reminds me of Buckwheat having use dictate in a sentence.

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    Hey Grandpa what's for supper?

    A heapin' dollop of Aunt Jemima Taint ice cream along side a slice of hot and steamy cooter pie!

    YUUUM YUUMMMMMMM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I'm probably late to the party here, but LO EFFING L at the updated avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    I'm probably late to the party here, but LO EFFING L at the updated avatar.
    I ask CROfire and Dirt...and ...


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    Aunt Jamima's Squrt Juice Cream

    Or

    Aunt Jamima's Bukkkake Remnants Cream

    Could work better

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    Are we talking about Time Machine Bang Aunt Jemimah?


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    Aunt j's taint? This thread is useless without pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post


    Hey Grandpa what's for supper?

    A heapin' dollop of Aunt Jemima Taint ice cream along side a slice of hot and steamy cooter pie!

    YUUUM YUUMMMMMMM!

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    how about a new flavor of rice called 'Uncle Ben's Chode' ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I ask CROfire and Dirt...and ...

    LMFAO!

    I'm honored that yet another one of my posts has found it's way into your avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    LMFAO!

    I'm honored that yet another one of my posts has found it's way into your avatar.
    I can't stop 'em...

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