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    Exclamation Aunt Jemima's Taint

    Here's the scenario. You just finished having french toast or pancakes for breakfast. You look down and see a mixture of syrup and butter strewn across your plate. You're asking yourself "why is there nothing left on my plate to sop up that puddle of deliciousness".

    Then it hit me. Why not harness that amazing flavor, implement it into a ice cream flavor and call it Aunt Jemima's Taint.



    There hasn't been an epiphany this ground-breaking since some fat geek invented the light bulb back in 1879.

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    Just stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Just stop.
    you can't stop innovation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Just stop posting and go patent that idea! Get me some Taint.
    +1

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    I'd try a small cone

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    Why "taint"? It means, "'taint your p*ssy or a$$hole, either of which would have a more pronounced flavor than the Nubian flapjack maker's 'taint. Son, your concept fails on many levels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Why "taint"? It means, "'taint your p*ssy or a$$hole, either of which would have a more pronounced flavor than the Nubian flapjack maker's 'taint. Son, your concept fails on many levels.
    'Cause it taint just syrup and it taint just butter.

    Im on board with Aunt Jemimas taint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    'Cause it taint just syrup and it taint just butter.

    Im on board with Aunt Jemimas taint.
    I get that. The coinage is just off a bit. He's be better off calling the concoction Zygote Swirl.

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    Hold on; hold on.

    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    'Cause it taint just syrup and it taint just butter.
    Whoa

    I like the campaign. "Taint: Just For Breakfast (Anymore)"

    Get some Ad Wizards to clean that up, put the little sparkles in there...


    I mean, let's not forget...we are talking Americans, here.

    sky's the limit

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Hold on; hold on.

    Whoa

    I like the campaign. "Taint: Just For Breakfast (Anymore)"

    Get some Ad Wizards to clean that up, put the little sparkles in there...


    I mean, let's not forget...we are talking Americans, here.

    sky's the limit
    A snappy jingle, and Americans will be licking taint from coast to coast.

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    A large black woman in a kerchief smiling and saying "try Auntie's taint, it just melts on your tongue"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Hold on; hold on.

    Whoa

    I like the campaign. "Taint: Just For Breakfast (Anymore)"

    Get some Ad Wizards to clean that up, put the little sparkles in there...


    I mean, let's not forget...we are talking Americans, here.

    sky's the limit
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    A snappy jingle, and Americans will be licking taint from coast to coast.
    Aunt Jemima's taint

    Fit for a saint

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    I'm thinking Mrs. Butterworth's Breastmilk would sell better in the flyover states.

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    I get it: The New Family demographic.


    There is nothing better than taints and breasts (for creating cash flow).

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    Sex sells.

    Almost every perv on this site would sneak a taste or two.

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    I just ran the idea past the wife.








    I'm not allowed to think anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I'd try a small cone
    you can feel the momentum build already.

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    How many mods can one thread take?

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