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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Yes, it's also my fap hand.
    Is your other hand the type to move in on an opportunity like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Symptoms sound like you probably have Klinefelter's Syndrome. Any signs of gynecomastia or hypogonadism?
    if i see a disease i never heard of, i believe my body immediately incubates such malady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Is your other hand the type to move in on an opportunity like that?
    New sensations guaranteed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    if i see a disease i never heard of, i believe my body immediately incubates such malady.
    Join the club. One time, I thought I had cervical cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Join the club. One time, I thought I had cervical cancer.
    But on your lips, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Join the club. One time, I thought I had cervical cancer.
    lol

    i especially don't like diseases with German type names.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Word to the wise for any of you trimming downed trees and what not - there is no way to tell if you are working in poison ivy or not, since all of the leaves are gone.

    The plant itself is still poisonous and contains urushiol everywhere, not just the leaves.

    Having a severe outbreak, I think I might have blood poisoning....
    Jave you used Technu? The soap is designed to eat the oil that carries the poison. I clear LOTS of vegetation up at the River; this tuff makes Poison Ivy a 15 minute problem, rather than a week long oddessey.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    lol

    i especially don't like diseases with German type names.
    My problem is that I know too much about lots of diseases and related issues.

    A few years ago, I read that deer mice spread hantavirus, which is fairly deadly. Since then, I have been a complete nut about sanitizing my basement with bleach solution, etc. every time I see a few mouse droppings. Plus, I am outfitted in what looks to be a nuke suit as I clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I'm going today. I've gotten poison ivy before, but nothing this severe.
    Its on my arm/wrist, and it's throbbing like a mother ****er.
    I never have that kind of symptom from poison ivy before,....if it spreads to my hand I'm ****ed, because I wont be able to work/drive/shovel snow/ etc.

    fun times
    T E C H N U - my outbreak looked like Ebola; frightening. I know you guys are compromised, but hopefully you can find some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    But on your lips, no?
    Missed this earlier. LMAO, but likelihood is high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    My problem is that I know too much about lots of diseases and related issues.

    A few years ago, I read that deer mice spread hantavirus, which is fairly deadly. Since then, I have been a complete nut about sanitizing my basement with bleach solution, etc. every time I see a few mouse droppings. Plus, I am outfitted in what looks to be a nuke suit as I clean.
    I had a dead raccoon in my basement crawl space. I asked Animal COntrol to come get it

    "Just put it in a bag sir - we'll come get it

    "WHAT - sorry - what about disease?

    You won't get diseased sir

    <10 minutes later>

    "So, really...I know we've really gone over this...You're sure then I WON'T get sick?

    "SIR...If you do everything we've said, and don't put it in your mouth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I had a dead raccoon in my basement crawl space. I asked Animal COntrol to come get it

    "Just put it in a bag sir - we'll come get it

    "WHAT - sorry - what about disease?

    You won't get diseased sir

    <10 minutes later>

    "So, really...I know we've really gone over this...You're sure then I WON'T get sick?

    "SIR...If you do everything we've said, and don't put it in your mouth...
    NOW he tells me!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I had a dead raccoon in my basement crawl space. I asked Animal COntrol to come get it

    "Just put it in a bag sir - we'll come get it

    "WHAT - sorry - what about disease?

    You won't get diseased sir

    <10 minutes later>

    "So, really...I know we've really gone over this...You're sure then I WON'T get sick?

    "SIR...If you do everything we've said, and don't put it in your mouth...
    ha

    i had a dead raccoon under my porch. i called the police to see if anyone should look at it in case there was rabies in the area. someone reported a rabid looking bobcat. the dispatcher said she'd look into it. if she said there was no problem, i would have just got rid of it as i'm always getting rid of dead animals. my wife makes me give them a decent burial. next thing i know a police car comes up the driveway, officer gets out with a box, gives me a "what a phag" look, and puts the raccoon in a box and leaves.

    a week later in the police blotter under the title "Boxed Raccoon" i was described as a worried caller.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post

    a week later in the police blotter under the title "Boxed Raccoon" i was described as a worried caller.

    Im gonna guess thats one of the nicer things they call you up there.

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    Dcat - If you got a torndao, those things are NASTY. I've been called in hours after a tornado ripped through a town. The devestation was the most severe I've ever seen, and it was only an F3. Insane.

    Glad you made it through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post

    a week later in the police blotter under the title "Boxed Raccoon" i was described as a worried caller.


    That sounds much wussier than 'concerned citizen'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    ha

    i had a dead raccoon under my porch. i called the police to see if anyone should look at it in case there was rabies in the area. someone reported a rabid looking bobcat. the dispatcher said she'd look into it. if she said there was no problem, i would have just got rid of it as i'm always getting rid of dead animals. my wife makes me give them a decent burial. next thing i know a police car comes up the driveway, officer gets out with a box, gives me a "what a phag" look, and puts the raccoon in a box and leaves.

    a week later in the police blotter under the title "Boxed Raccoon" i was described as a worried caller.

    LOL. Better than "Quiff Bastid", right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    ha

    i had a dead raccoon under my porch. i called the police to see if anyone should look at it in case there was rabies in the area. someone reported a rabid looking bobcat. the dispatcher said she'd look into it. if she said there was no problem, i would have just got rid of it as i'm always getting rid of dead animals. my wife makes me give them a decent burial. next thing i know a police car comes up the driveway, officer gets out with a box, gives me a "what a phag" look, and puts the raccoon in a box and leaves.

    a week later in the police blotter under the title "Boxed Raccoon" i was described as a worried caller.

    LOLza

    Getting rid of dead animals comes with owning a house/property. A shovel and a quick flick in to the woods is all you need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    LOLza

    Getting rid of dead animals comes with owning a house/property. A shovel and a quick flick in to the woods is all you need.
    yeah, every once in a while i'll flick one into the woods and have it flung right back at me by an elastic type branch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Better than "Quiff Bastid", right?
    Ha Ha

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