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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I forgot about that line. Gotta admit, knowing Stokes background and his stature, it's pretty perfectly constructed.

    Most of that stuff comes right off the cuff (no real thought involved). That's why I love threads which involve some sort of conflict or insane situation. They almost always spur funny words/phrases from folks like you and the rest of us.
    As I said, the true test is if I'm laughing in bed hours later.

    First I bury my head in the pillow when I'm about to lose control. I make it appear like it was a cough, and make a few fake coughs to make it look realistic. Then if I do it again, I'll get up and get a drink of water (hoping not to spray the water on the bed while laughing). After a few more of these cover-up attempts, the wife will blurt out "What's so damn funny....THAT JETS SITE?!"

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    Check out this duo. Note Emily's "leg show" as she walks on.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln8XeB_bTbs


    Difficult to see with that horrendously styled outfit, but Carrie Keagan is insanely stacked.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    As I said, the true test is if I'm laughing in bed hours later.

    First I bury my head in the pillow when I'm about to lose control. I make it appear like it was a cough, and make a few fake coughs to make it look realistic. Then if I do it again, I'll get up and get a drink of water (hoping not to spray the water on the bed while laughing). After a few more of these cover-up attempts, the wife will blurt out "What's so damn funny....THAT JETS SITE?!"
    My wife is always asking me that, too. LOL. Imagine if we could all make money from what we do here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    every year on my birthday, I make a note of everyone who gives me a birthday greeting. then i watch the bottom of the page to see who comes in and leaves without giving me a birthday greeting ( the LIST). those people who know it's my birthday and say nothing are hounded relentlessly during the rest of the year with personalized rage comics, bombay movies, and your more run of the mill sophomoric insults.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    "of the sprite-sized man of means."

    man are you kidding me? that's gold.
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    "of the sprite-sized man of means."



    hahahahaha



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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    As I said, the true test is if I'm laughing in bed hours later.

    First I bury my head in the pillow when I'm about to lose control. I make it appear like it was a cough, and make a few fake coughs to make it look realistic. Then if I do it again, I'll get up and get a drink of water (hoping not to spray the water on the bed while laughing). After a few more of these cover-up attempts, the wife will blurt out "What's so damn funny....THAT JETS SITE?!"
    relevant



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    relevant


    LOL. It really would play out like that for all of us. No one outside of this community could ever see the humor as we do, especially the wives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    relevant


    excellent face progression for the wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    excellent face progression for the wife
    Notice how the wife lacks a misshapen alien torso.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    relevant


    You are saying that is a re-set?

    Previously posted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
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    Serious lolz on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    You are saying that is a re-set?

    Previously posted?
    I remember that

    the past is where the real laughs were, even I got a good one off every 6 months or so

    the Hampur today = Facts of Life Season 15: Blair Graduates College

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Serious lolz on that.
    "Timmmmyy honey, Did another jerk check your thread without leaving a "Happy Birthday"? Sometimes they make me so mad...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I remember that

    the past is where the real laughs were, even I got a good one off every 6 months or so

    the Hampur today = Facts of Life Season 15: Blair Graduates College

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    "Timmmmyy honey, Did another jerk check your thread without leaving a "Happy Birthday"? Sometimes they make me so mad...."
    "Yes dear. Go get the neighbor to make a cutting rage comic about them for me."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    "Timmmmyy honey, Did another jerk check your thread without leaving a "Happy Birthday"? Sometimes they make me so mad...."
    you've always left one so you wouldn't know

    trust me, it's a big mistake

    people wish they could go back in a time machine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you've always left one so you wouldn't know

    trust me, it's a big mistake

    people wish they could go back in a time machine
    What do scientists call that mixture of horror and delight found in the hampur?

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    she seems extremely ordinary to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HessStation View Post
    she seems extremely ordinary to me.
    Have you seen the bridge? Where's that confounded bridge?

    I find VanCamp to be elegant and beautiful. Just my opinion.

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