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    Thonged CHowD clown offers to **** trucker

    Naked clown accused of jumping into truck at Massachusetts rest stop, asking driver for sex

    Massachusetts man VINNY PATROLLIE, 46, a professional clown, was arrested late Tuesday for allegedly hopping naked into a tractor-trailer and asking the driver if he wanted to have sex, among other offenses.
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    By Anthony Bartkewicz / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, October 25, 2012, 3:11 PM

    A Massachusetts man who worked as a clown wasn’t laughing when VINNY PATROLLIE was slapped with a host of criminal charges for allegedly hopping naked into a tractor-trailer and asking the driver if he wanted to have sex.

    VINNY PATROLLIE, 46, was arrested late Tuesday night in Rowley, north of Boston, the Salem News reported.

    Up until recently, VINNY PATROLLIE worked as a clown for Total Entertainment, a party event company in nearby Danvers.

    VINNY PATROLLIE Jumped into the truck’s cab at a rest stop, completely nude, grabbed the driver and propositioned him, according to state police.

    The truck driver wasn’t interested in clowning around with VINNY PATROLLIE, but pretended he was so he could call the cops while VINNYPATROLLIE waited to meet him.

    VINNY PATROLLIE eventually drove away from the scene, with a Massachusetts State Trooper in pursuit. VINNY PATROLLIE threw what cops believe were drugs out of his window before pulling over. VINNNY PATROLLIE was only wearing thong underwear when the trooper approached his car. A search of the vehicle turned up sex toys, grotesque marrionettes and Halloween masks.

    VINNY PATROLLIE faces charges of indecent exposure, assault and battery, failure to stop for police and disorderly conduct.

    A representative for Total Entertainment told the Salem News that VINNY PATROLLIE was no longer employed there, but would not comment on whether VINNY PATROLLIE worked with kids when VINNY PATROLLIE did.

    abartkewicz@nydailynews.com

    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...#ixzz2AQL5Qpto


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    anybody catch the clown's name??



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    anybody catch the clown's name??


    VINNYPATROLLIE

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    Careful about that C--WN word 32




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    Quote Originally Posted by sg3 View Post
    Careful about that C--WN word 32




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    Its all about context and intent.

    This thonged chowd is literally a clown.

    Learn, grasshopper. Learn.


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    So he was an assclown?

    I'm confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    So he was an assclown?
    For the right price, yes...apparently.

    In this instance, VINNY PATROLLIE seemed genuinly surprised that the trucker refused an offer to be ****n by a thonged clown who suddenly appeared in his cab. Which makes you wonder about Mass. Truckdrivers too.



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    Does the clown like puppets?

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    Now this would make my day/week/month/year/millennium!

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    You seem a little obsessed there 32. (Or at the very least, trying waaaaaay too hard). What's the matter, FF2 stop putting out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Now this would make my day/week/month/year/millennium!
    You would want a naked chowd clown to demanding sex from you?

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    Where does the "Thonged" part come from? The article says that he was naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Does the clown like puppets?
    Evidently the chowd clown stood on the roof of the cab and dangled this in front of the trucker's windshield.

































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    Quote Originally Posted by GuidoYaztremski View Post
    You seem a little obsessed there 32. (Or at the very least, trying waaaaaay too hard). What's the matter, FF2 stop putting out?
    Why so serious?

    This is a long ago banned poster. Laugh with us at you.


    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    Where does the "Thonged" part come from? The article says that he was naked.
    "VINNNY PATROLLIE was only wearing thong underwear when the trooper approached his car."





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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Evidently the chowd clown stood on the roof of the cab and dangled this in front of the trucker's windshield.
































    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Why so serious?

    This is a long ago banned poster. Laugh with us at you.




    "VINNNY PATROLLIE was only wearing thong underwear when the trooper approached his car."





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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Evidently the chowd clown stood on the roof of the cab and dangled this in front of the trucker's windshield.

    Its like being there, except thats a European chick with clothes on and there's no trucker or cops.

    Well done.
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    Edit; Oh you mean thats the puppet. I see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    "VINNNY PATROLLIE was only wearing thong underwear when the trooper approached his car."



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    Sure.... Always with worrying about the sensibilities of the state trooper and no concern at all for the poor truck driver?

    Naked clown accused of jumping into truck at Massachusetts rest stop, asking driver for sex

    Massachusetts man VINNY PATROLLIE, 46, a professional clown, was arrested late Tuesday for allegedly hopping naked into a tractor-trailer and asking the driver if he wanted to have sex, among other offenses.
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    By Anthony Bartkewicz / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, October 25, 2012, 3:11 PM

    A Massachusetts man who worked as a clown wasn’t laughing when VINNY PATROLLIE was slapped with a host of criminal charges for allegedly hopping naked into a tractor-trailer and asking the driver if he wanted to have sex.

    VINNY PATROLLIE, 46, was arrested late Tuesday night in Rowley, north of Boston, the Salem News reported.

    Up until recently, VINNY PATROLLIE worked as a clown for Total Entertainment, a party event company in nearby Danvers.

    VINNY PATROLLIE Jumped into the truck’s cab at a rest stop, completely nude, grabbed the driver and propositioned him, according to state police.

    The truck driver wasn’t interested in clowning around with VINNY PATROLLIE, but pretended he was so he could call the cops while VINNYPATROLLIE waited to meet him.

    VINNY PATROLLIE eventually drove away from the scene, with a Massachusetts State Trooper in pursuit. VINNY PATROLLIE threw what cops believe were drugs out of his window before pulling over. VINNNY PATROLLIE was only wearing thong underwear when the trooper approached his car. A search of the vehicle turned up sex toys, grotesque marrionettes and Halloween masks.

    VINNY PATROLLIE faces charges of indecent exposure, assault and battery, failure to stop for police and disorderly conduct.

    A representative for Total Entertainment told the Salem News that VINNY PATROLLIE was no longer employed there, but would not comment on whether VINNY PATROLLIE worked with kids when VINNY PATROLLIE did.


    OK ya got me. I didn't read down as far as the thong part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    Sure.... Always with worrying about the sensibilities of the state trooper and no concern at all for the poor truck driver?





    OK ya got me. I didn't read down as far as the thong part.
    At some juncture, post-trucker, perhaps a thong was deftly donned by the clown. OK?

    Its semantics.

    Its also possible, that in his shock, a big fat chowd-clown wearing a thong and suddenly offering ****jobs might have presented as "naked" to the rightly startled Truck driver who prolly didnt want to look too hard at the spectacle. I dont know, I'm only the messenger of this fetid episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Evidently the chowd clown stood on the roof of the cab and dangled this in front of the trucker's windshield.
































    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Why so serious?

    This is a long ago banned poster. Laugh with us at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    Sure.... Always with worrying about the sensibilities of the state trooper and no concern at all for the poor truck driver?





    OK ya got me. I didn't read down as far as the thong part.
    well, limey, you really HAMMERED that POST!



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