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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Your first mistake was in taking the OP seriously. He uses everything as a euphemism for gay marriage.

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    Lots of dicks in this thread.

    Hurts like a motherfacker.

    Dr. takes look at MRI next week (between golf rounds I'm assuming)

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Whadda ya know?

    Whadda ya say?

    Any doctors on the house?
    That sucks.

    May I suggest swimming for exercise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    That sucks.

    May I suggest swimming for exercise?
    You can suggest it, but he'll probably just keep eating pork rinds.

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    Swimming, Stationary bike, elliptical good

    Walking, running, treadmill not so hot

    Sent from my SGH-T999 using Tapatalk 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    You can suggest it, but he'll probably just keep eating pork rinds.


    Swimming in gravy maybe.

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    It's a shame that this injury happened, you know, because of bad karma and laughing at other people's injuries.

    Last edited by southside; 11-09-2012 at 06:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Dr. takes look at MRI next week (between golf rounds I'm assuming)
    How about cancelling the golf rounds? You dont want to risk injurying it further, tubby. Easier for the Dr. too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    What happened, did you happen to attempt jogging like I did?
    More likely he dropped a cookie on the floor and was racing the dog for it.
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 11-09-2012 at 10:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Lots of dicks

    Hurts like a motherfacker.
    Huh?

    Last edited by jetstream23; 11-09-2012 at 11:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sg3 View Post
    Walking, running, treadmill not so hot
    These are fine activities...... if youre not a fat bastid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Lots of dicks in this thread.

    Hurts like a motherfacker.

    Dr. takes look at MRI next week (between golf rounds I'm assuming)
    prolly lots of dicks in your Men Cooze.....
    Last edited by Peebag; 11-09-2012 at 11:52 PM. Reason: FFduece really likes da dick - and i'M tipsy

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    thank god for leftover Oxys from the arm fracture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    leftover Oxys
    PK's brain just went "does....not....compute....does....not.....compute ".

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    thank god for leftover Oxys from the arm fracture.
    You're a fukkin mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    PK's brain just went "does....not....compute....does....not.....compute ".

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    PK uses those (amongst myriad other "helper meds") as a sweetener in his morning coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    You're a fukkin mess.
    I'm fallin' apart. Piece by piece. Why did I bother giving up drinking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    I'm fallin' apart. Piece by piece. Why did I bother giving up drinking?
    First mistake, you believed this tripe. Enjoy your alcohol. Life's too short.


    Hope you get a reasonably good diagnosis on Monday, FF2.

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    Serious advice: Go to the same doc that's doing your sex change and see if you can talk him into a 2 for 1. Best of luck.

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    Torn peniscus?

    Karma's a *****,*****es.

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