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    Question Why does coffee.....

    make you have to sh!t?


    discuss.

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    Because it's sh!tty coffee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Because it's sh!tty coffee?
    i think there's black magic involved somehow.

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    10 minutes after coffee.

    Like clockwork.

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    "Coffee is also a powerful stimulant for peristalsis and is sometimes considered to prevent constipation. However, coffee can also cause excessively loose bowel movements. The stimulative effect of coffee consumption on the colon is found in both caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee.

    Practitioners in alternative medicine often recommend coffee enemas for "cleansing of the colon" due to its stimulus of peristalsis, although mainstream medicine has not proved any benefits of the practice.

    Caffeine, together with related methylxanthine compounds, is a diuretic. This seems to be mediated by the adenosine receptor.The effects on actual hydration, though, are small."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Conkboy View Post
    Caffeine, together with related methylxanthine compounds, is a diuretic.
    nothing like meth and coffee in the morning. breakfast of champions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conkboy View Post
    "Coffee is also a powerful stimulant for peristalsis and is sometimes considered to prevent constipation. However, coffee can also cause excessively loose bowel movements. The stimulative effect of coffee consumption on the colon is found in both caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee.

    Practitioners in alternative medicine often recommend coffee enemas for "cleansing of the colon" due to its stimulus of peristalsis, although mainstream medicine has not proved any benefits of the practice.

    Caffeine, together with related methylxanthine compounds, is a diuretic. This seems to be mediated by the adenosine receptor.The effects on actual hydration, though, are small."

    This post reminded me of Frank the Tank's debate speech from Old School. Did you black out while typing it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    This post reminded me of Frank the Tank's debate speech from Old School. Did you black out while typing it?

    lmao, perfect

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    Something is wrong with you guys, I can drink 10 cups and not doot.

    Edit: side effect - crippling flatulence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conkboy View Post
    "Coffee is also a powerful stimulant for peristalsis and is sometimes considered to prevent constipation. However, coffee can also cause excessively loose bowel movements. The stimulative effect of coffee consumption on the colon is found in both caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee.

    Practitioners in alternative medicine often recommend coffee enemas for "cleansing of the colon" due to its stimulus of peristalsis, although mainstream medicine has not proved any benefits of the practice.

    Caffeine, together with related methylxanthine compounds, is a diuretic. This seems to be mediated by the adenosine receptor.The effects on actual hydration, though, are small."

    That would probably burn, no?

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    Coffee is actually an old Indian word which means "crap pants".

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    LOL

    And coffee out of a commode. The circle of life.

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    My coffee gives me a stiffee.


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    My morning coffee sh!t was fierce today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    My morning coffee sh!t was fierce today.
    Ditto One solid log at least 14 inches long. I would post a pic but i dont think mods would like

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmitexxi View Post
    Ditto One solid log at least 14 inches long. I would post a pic but i dont think mods would like
    Mine looked like a batch of chunky soup that McNabb's mom whipped up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    This post reminded me of Frank the Tank's debate speech from Old School. Did you black out while typing it?
    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post


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    Just ordered Peruvian coffee from this company.

    Best coffee I ever had.....


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXOC8V8WWDk

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