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    This would happen to me if I worked in TV.....




    Need an image for the Paula Broadwell peice - get me something from the internet!







    http://gawker.com/5960129/according-...p-in-my-snatch



    According to This Denver TV Station, Paula Broadwell Wrote a Book Called All Up In My Snatch
    John Cook
    Via the folks at AmericaBlog: When Denver's ABC affiliate put together a piece on the ever-devolving Petraeus affair yesterday, the station needed an image of the cover of Paula Broadwell's Petraeus bio All In to show its viewers. So it naturally went to the internet, which was a big mistake.

    The reporter thought he was just grabbing an image of the cover of Broadwell's book, but he actually grabbed one that had been doctored by some hilarious internet wag to read All Up In My Snatch (lol get it?). And then he put it on TV, next to an image of Broadwell.

    The station's news director told us: "Yes it happened. It was a mistake."

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    That is 100% pure awesomeness.

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    Methinks she/he is a tranny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Methinks she/he is a tranny.
    Must be a "thing" for the general:


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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Must be a "thing" for the general:

    Looks like "Pat" from Saturday Night Live with a wig...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlagmanL11 View Post
    Looks like "Pat" from Saturday Night Live with a wig...
    The wig belongs to Kathy Bates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Methinks she/he is a tranny.
    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Must be a "thing" for the general:

    Who, Paula Broadwell (top), or the General's ugly wife (bottom)?

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    she's like 50 percent Mallory Keaton and 50 percent dude

    Last edited by Timmy®; 11-13-2012 at 02:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    she's like 50 percent Mallory Keaton and 50 percent dude



    If my wife looked like his, I'd be all up in her snatch too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    If my wife looked like his, I'd be all up in her snatch too.
    He's the general of hittin' that azz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FlagmanL11 View Post
    Looks like "Pat" from Saturday Night Live with a wig...

    Its Chris Farley as Tootsie


    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    she's like 50 percent Mallory Keaton and 50 percent dude
    Looks like 50 percent Drew Breeze and 60 percent Herman Munster.

    What was he thinking


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    What was he thinking


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    He was thinking...do I swallow 10 Viagra so I can bang Throw Momma From The Train's stunt double. Or do I bang this chick that hasn't hit menopause yet.

    Decisions.





    Sent from my 8.6 acre property with 4 bedroom house with waterfront views and low utility costs because of the gas well on my property using fireworks...

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    Can't believe no one else sees that Mrs. P.:



    Looks like our WFAN buddy:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Can't believe no one else sees that Mrs. P.:



    Looks like our WFAN buddy:

    Lmao.....if Mike Francessa...ate Sally Field.





    Good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lmao.....if Mike Francessa...ate Sally Field.





    Good one.

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    LOL. That's the final element.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. That's the final element.
    You have to give her credit for pulling off the rare "Guiliani COmb-over, Emo Phillips" hair meld combo. There's a reason its not often attempted.

    And the reason... is that photo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    You have to give her credit for pulling off the rare "Guiliani COmb-over, Emo Phillips" hair meld combo. There's a reason its not often attempted.

    And the reason... is that photo.


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    Not to be mean, but the first time I saw that shot of Mrs. P., I really thought it was a guy. Mostly because, as you point out, it's how a man would comb his hair.

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    The general and the Mrs.


    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 11-13-2012 at 06:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Not to be mean, but the first time I saw that shot of Mrs. P., I really thought it was a guy. Mostly because, as you point out, it's how a man would comb his hair.
    So basically.... this General-type dude... likes dude-like chicks.



    He just needs to come out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post

    she's a combination of all the wrong people

    Last edited by Timmy®; 11-13-2012 at 06:47 PM.

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