Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 21 to 40 of 42

Thread: Share something funny with your fellow suffering jets fans

  1. #21
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    TX via MA via CT
    Posts
    2,221
    Quote Originally Posted by SmellyFarts View Post
    This is my kind of thread
    Fishhooked -- is that you?

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    One young kid said.."Im gonna blow my head off"

    I commented across the room so many heard..

    "Dont! If you are a real JETS fan you'll miss half your brain and be left in a coma and a burden on your family for 43 years!"

    LMAO

  3. #23
    All League
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Breckenridge, CO
    Posts
    4,066
    Quote Originally Posted by SmellyFarts View Post
    This is my kind of thread
    you belong in the coffee thread.

  4. #24
    What do you call a Jew/Scot with a torn meniscus?

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    What do you call a Jew/Scot with a torn meniscus?
    A Fatboy?

  6. #26
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    凸(⊙▂⊙✖ )
    Posts
    31,659
    Quote Originally Posted by SmellyFarts View Post
    This is my kind of thread
    Dad?

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    What do you call a Jew/Scot with a torn meniscus?

    Jets Things wet dream?

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Dad?
    You guys are killing me here

  9. #29
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    凸(⊙▂⊙✖ )
    Posts
    31,659
    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    You guys are killing me here
    Hey I've been posting funny **** here on a regular basis since 2006

  10. #30
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    LI
    Posts
    20,531
    "NFL Quarterback"





  11. #31
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    TX via MA via CT
    Posts
    2,221
    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Hey I've been posting funny **** here on a regular basis since 2006
    6 years of your life . . . and we appreciate it



    but how many years spent on the Jets?

  12. #32
    Today is my 35th birthday.

    *queue the laughter*

  13. #33
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    The depths of Despair.
    Posts
    40,093
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    What do you call a Jew/Scot with a torn meniscus?
    Chaim Magillicuddy.


    -

  14. #34
    Veteran
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    TX via MA via CT
    Posts
    2,221
    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    Today is my 35th birthday.

    *queue the laughter*
    Here's something "funny" that happened on my 35th birthday.


    Mom: Happy birthday to my baby!

    me: Thanks Mom, but stop calling me your baby.

    Mom: You'll always be my baby. So, how does it feel to be middle-aged?

    me: I'm not middle aged!

    Mom: We'll you're 35, the average life expectancy is 70, and half of 70 is 35, and "half" is the same as "middle," so you're middle-aged.

    me: Wtf! That's weird mom logic. (okay, I didn't say wtf, but close.)

    me: Well, Mom, if I'm middle aged as your youngest, then you must be old.

    Mom: Of course, I'm old, I'm your mother.





    Hope you have a good one, dusty.

  15. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    Here's something "funny" that happened on my 35th birthday.


    Mom: Happy birthday to my baby!

    me: Thanks Mom, but stop calling me your baby.

    Mom: You'll always be my baby. So, how does it feel to be middle-aged?

    me: I'm not middle aged!

    Mom: We'll you're 35, the average life expectancy is 70, and half of 70 is 35, and "half" is the same as "middle," so you're middle-aged.

    me: Wtf! That's weird mom logic. (okay, I didn't say wtf, but close.)

    me: Well, Mom, if I'm middle aged as your youngest, then you must be old.

    Mom: Of course, I'm old, I'm your mother.





    Hope you have a good one, dusty.
    LOL!...thanks, LSL.


    Tell your mom that Phyllis Diller and George Burns blew her theory right out of the water.

  16. #36
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Oceanside, Long Island
    Posts
    10,780
    Live in Oceanside Long Island

    Live in the higher elevation part of town

    Damage from Sandy (none!!!!!)

    Had a house fire on November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day no less. Go figure) and will now be in a rental for a year

    Didn't give in on argument with wife that we should all just go up to bed and that the smoke was just something caught in the fireplace trap

    Not dead right now because of that (wife is somewhat chastened by the way and so extra nookie may certainly be in the cards)

    Basement fire was ready to escape the basement we are told. :{

    All in all a hell of a week and I see the Jets have been doing some melting down of their own. :{

    The competition for contractors around these parts is going to be something fierce :{

    But I am alive biatches !!!! <grin>

    The 6-smiley cap really interfered with my artistic flow on this post....

  17. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    Live in Oceanside Long Island

    Live in the higher elevation part of town

    Damage from Sandy (none!!!!!)

    Had a house fire on November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day no less. Go figure) and will now be in a rental for a year

    Didn't give in on argument with wife that we should all just go up to bed and that the smoke was just something caught in the fireplace trap

    Not dead right now because of that (wife is somewhat chastened by the way and so extra nookie may certainly be in the cards)

    Basement fire was ready to escape the basement we are told. :{

    All in all a hell of a week and I see the Jets have been doing some melting down of their own. :{

    The competition for contractors around these parts is going to be something fierce :{

    But I am alive biatches !!!! <grin>

    The 6-smiley cap really interfered with my artistic flow on this post....
    that's awful, dude.

    glad you and your family are OK, though.


    also, now you have the "remember that time when I saved us all from a house fire?" card to play in all future arguments with the missus, which is more golden that any PSL could ever hope to be.

  18. #38
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    The depths of Despair.
    Posts
    40,093
    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    Live in Oceanside Long Island

    Live in the higher elevation part of town

    Damage from Sandy (none!!!!!)

    Had a house fire on November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day no less. Go figure) and will now be in a rental for a year

    Didn't give in on argument with wife that we should all just go up to bed and that the smoke was just something caught in the fireplace trap

    Not dead right now because of that (wife is somewhat chastened by the way and so extra nookie may certainly be in the cards)

    Basement fire was ready to escape the basement we are told. :{

    All in all a hell of a week and I see the Jets have been doing some melting down of their own. :{

    The competition for contractors around these parts is going to be something fierce :{

    But I am alive biatches !!!! <grin>

    The 6-smiley cap really interfered with my artistic flow on this post....



    Glad you and yours are ok.

    Dropped off a bunch of stuff in Oceanside last week. Lots of folks in dire straights, sadly.

  19. #39
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    LI
    Posts
    20,531
    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    Live in Oceanside Long Island

    Live in the higher elevation part of town

    Damage from Sandy (none!!!!!)

    Had a house fire on November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day no less. Go figure) and will now be in a rental for a year

    Didn't give in on argument with wife that we should all just go up to bed and that the smoke was just something caught in the fireplace trap

    Not dead right now because of that (wife is somewhat chastened by the way and so extra nookie may certainly be in the cards)

    Basement fire was ready to escape the basement we are told. :{

    All in all a hell of a week and I see the Jets have been doing some melting down of their own. :{

    The competition for contractors around these parts is going to be something fierce :{

    But I am alive biatches !!!! <grin>

    The 6-smiley cap really interfered with my artistic flow on this post....
    My parents live in Oceanside. Power out for almost a week. They were lucky considering others still don't have power.

  20. #40
    All Pro
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    Un-Pleasantville
    Posts
    6,526
    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    Live in Oceanside Long Island

    Live in the higher elevation part of town

    Damage from Sandy (none!!!!!)

    Had a house fire on November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day no less. Go figure) and will now be in a rental for a year

    Didn't give in on argument with wife that we should all just go up to bed and that the smoke was just something caught in the fireplace trap

    Not dead right now because of that (wife is somewhat chastened by the way and so extra nookie may certainly be in the cards)

    Basement fire was ready to escape the basement we are told. :{

    All in all a hell of a week and I see the Jets have been doing some melting down of their own. :{

    The competition for contractors around these parts is going to be something fierce :{

    But I am alive biatches !!!! <grin>

    The 6-smiley cap really interfered with my artistic flow on this post....
    Where's the funny tho? This seems sad/bad.

    A home on fire in Oceanside seems mildly ironic, not funny per se.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Follow Us