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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    Agreed, if bauxite was actually found within coal ore and not really aluminum ore, which is a completely separate entity and nowt to do with coal ore.
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I'll give you one of comedy's secrets:
    Borgo, giving Flushking comedy tips is like wheeling Hawking onto a tennis court, duct-taping a raquet to his claw then launching an 100 mph serve into his mid-section.

    ALot of effort, no return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Just wow on the new avatar image.
    Great team ... amirite?

    Quote Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies View Post
    Tim Tebow is not good enough a QB to get a series running the offense.

    But he is good enough to run square out patterns as a primary receiver.

    All you need to know about the Tanny/Rex/Tony brain trust.
    You must have drifted off of the Landing Strip

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Borgo, giving Flushking comedy tips is like wheeling Hawking onto a tennis court, duct-taping a raquet to his claw then launching an 100 mph serve into his mid-section.

    ALot of effort, no return.

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    Now thats gold.

    Pay attention when a master is working kids.

    ("claw" makes the joke FYI)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Borgo, giving Flushking comedy tips is like wheeling Hawking onto a tennis court, duct-taping a raquet to his claw then launching an 100 mph serve into his mid-section.

    ALot of effort, no return.

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    Talk about putting the air brakes on a thread. Flushing's post left me stunned with incredulity at his lack of understanding vis-à-vis the Hampur's target audience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Talk about putting the air brakes on a thread. Flushing's post left me stunned with incredulity at his lack of understanding vis-à-vis the Hampur's target audience.
    Are you sure "air brakes" is used properly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Are you sure "air brakes" is used properly?
    I hope I did not offend those who might be employed in the air brake industry, even peripherally. My intent was not to imply that Flushing had somehow manufactured a futuristic device capable of arresting the development of a sports-related message board.

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    I just said take it ore leave it.

    Talk about not getting the joke.

    Here's the smilie I left out for a clue.

    Oh I got the original faux joke...but I didn't like it...

    even when I pronounced "faux" like "bauxite"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I hope I did not offend those who might be employed in the air brake industry, even peripherally. My intent was not to imply that Flushing had somehow manufactured a futuristic device capable of arresting the development of a sports-related message board.

    The future is now since we've gone green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    Great team ... amirite?
    I would not have referred to your décolletage in such a crude manner, but yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    I just said take it ore leave it.

    Talk about not getting the joke.
    Oh they got it.

    They just didn't like it.

    See?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    I just said take it ore leave it.

    Talk about not getting the joke.

    Here's the smilie I left out for a clue.

    Oh I got the original faux joke...but I didn't like it...

    even when I pronounced "faux" like "bauxite"
    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Oh they got it.

    They just didn't like it.

    See?
    Gneiss work, muchachos. I schist you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I would not have referred to your décolletage in such a crude manner, but yes.
    I see what you did their ... Well they play on my team

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I see what you did their ... Well they play on my team
    Here's to hoping some lucky bloke is crashin' the boards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Now thats gold.

    Pay attention when a master is working kids.

    ("claw" makes the joke FYI)
    Oh great, now the morbidly obese kid with a bad wheel piles on.

    The enema of my enemy is still an enema.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Here's to hoping some lucky bloke is crashin' the boards.
    Good God man, you're smitten.

    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    Great team ... amirite?



    You must have drifted off of the Landing Strip
    lol - nose down in the mud

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Good God man, you're smitten.

    Lol

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    I have no interest in beautiful young women, sexily outfitted and adorned with glamourous makeup, 32. You know this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I have no interest in beautiful young women, sexily outfitted and adorned with glamourous makeup, 32. You know this.
    When they show up in this thread, let us know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    When they show up in this thread, let us know
    Stop. Gata's a doll.

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