One of the girls, Janice, was so impressed with his gallantry that she offered to pay for a "day of beauty" with her esthetician. She even suggested that southside could bring along his life mate or "cruising buddy" (her words). Ever the gentleman, southside allowed her to believe he was gay, rather than cause the lady embarrassment.
LMAO. Seriously bro, you're writing my obituary. Even though I'm probably 20 years your younger, I doubt I'll out live you. Write it in advance and PM me it just in case.