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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    see? the new fangled text-type initials. what is wrong with this ghey generation?
    Yeah, but you guys missed out on sexting and to a lesser degree sex tapes.

    And to Borgo:

    (Now watch Timmy. Watch this.)

    ROFLCOPTER!

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    Picture reminds me of an old college buddy from Binghamton, NY who told me his mom walked in his room at 3AM to check and see if he got home.
    He and his girl friend were in this position, which would be bad enough, but they naturally had no clothes on. And even worse ,since they were laying down,
    the mother probably got "holed".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    In Ecuador once you hit a certain age some Dad's still take their kid's to a whore house.
    I hope that certain age is over 8.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Yeah, but you guys missed out on sexting and to a lesser degree sex tapes.
    yeah, but there was something charming about stashing nude polaroids of your girlfriend in an album cover so your mom wouldn't find them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    yeah, but there was something charming about stashing nude polaroids of your girlfriend in an album cover so your mom wouldn't find them.
    The good 'ol days. When you had to walk upstairs there and back to the attic to get your porn which consisted of the lingerie section of the JC Penny catalogue and a full nude cutout from penthouse that you had to trade a week's pudding at lunch for. Walking in the snow. With no shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    The good 'ol days. When you had to walk upstairs there and back to the attic to get your porn which consisted of the lingerie section of the JC Penny catalogue and a full nude cutout from penthouse that you had to trade a week's pudding at lunch for. Walking in the snow. With no shoes.
    attic was risky

    outside drainpipe for me

    hopefully it didn't rain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    attic was risky

    outside drainpipe for me

    hopefully it didn't rain
    I hope you didn't take advantage of the stash out there too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I hope that certain age is over 8.

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    And that we're talking about sons, not daughters.

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    Are clothed lap dances forbidden for teenagers? I'm serious. Don't get me wrong, I understand that it isn't such an upstanding thing, but is it actually illegal to basically dance provocatively with an adult whilst still a minor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Are clothed lap dances forbidden for teenagers? I'm serious. Don't get me wrong, I understand that it isn't such an upstanding thing, but is it actually illegal to basically dance provocatively with an adult whilst still a minor?
    Reverse the genders and ask the question again.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    In Ecuador once you hit a certain age some Dad's still take their kid's to a whore house.
    I think stripper's are a safer approach LMAO

    whilst in the US, kids are encouraged to engage in youth sports

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    Was there bowling involved?

    That would increase the charges.

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    Last edited by 32green; 11-15-2012 at 07:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    southside missed all of the stripper portion of the party. He was outside making sure the limo was stocked with party favors and hand sanitizer.
    and of course, southside made sure to stay sober in order to offer the ladies a safe ride home before the party got "too wild."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    and of course, southside made sure to stay sober in order to offer the ladies a safe ride home before the party got "too wild."
    One of the girls, Janice, was so impressed with his gallantry that she offered to pay for a "day of beauty" with her esthetician. She even suggested that southside could bring along his life mate or "cruising buddy" (her words). Ever the gentleman, southside allowed her to believe he was gay, rather than cause the lady embarrassment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    attic was risky

    outside drainpipe for me

    hopefully it didn't rain
    Ah yes nothing like the musty waft of soggy rain moistened pages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Reverse the genders and ask the question again.....
    there's always that guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    The good 'ol days. When you had to walk upstairs there and back to the attic to get your porn which consisted of the lingerie section of the JC Penny catalogue and a full nude cutout from penthouse that you had to trade a week's pudding at lunch for. Walking in the snow. With no shoes.
    I feel really old knowing that kids these days are literally growing up with easy access to the Internet. We didn't get a dial up modem with an AOL subscription in our house until I was in 8th grade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I feel really old knowing that kids these days are literally growing up with easy access to the Internet. We didn't get a dial up modem with an AOL subscription in our house until I was in 8th grade.
    We had to key punch cards to write programs in my high school computer science class. Back then, no such thing as a "personal computer" or communicating with a computer in English. Just maddening "languages" like Cobol and Fortran, to name two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Reverse the genders and ask the question again.....
    While I understand what you are getting at, it's irrelevant to the original question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Are clothed lap dances forbidden for teenagers? I'm serious. Don't get me wrong, I understand that it isn't such an upstanding thing, but is it actually illegal to basically dance provocatively with an adult whilst still a minor?
    The only thing more risqué would have been if the women were doing the Lambada...





    "The forbidden dance".

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