Great thread. I've never read a scouting report before, but I agree that it sounds like it was written this year.

I wonder what a scouting report would say about Sparano, especially about plays that rattle him. I bet we could come up with at least 25 right now! I'll go first:

1st down Jets on the 20 after punt return
2nd down
3rd down
4th and 2 inches

Sorry, I just can't help myself.