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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    I've had BJs from all kinds of women, some of them pretty, some of them not. Much of the time I had my eyes closed so in the moment it really didn't matter what they looked like, although I'd say in general the more average the girl was in looks the more effort she put into it. And with sex, effort is really 90% of it, no? I guess my point here is not so much to stick up for a = particular porn person but to put in a plug for the "ugly" girls...cuz the way some of these guys write it, they imply not wicked hot = ugly girl = bad sex. No so. The best sex I've experienced in my lifetime did not come from the prettiest girls I've slept with.

    I couldn't agree more with this statement. Well done.


    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    As pertains to the skank on the right...
    I'm saying there's a difference between ugly chicks.... and Michael Lohan in drag with aesthetically horrific, poorly executed, sand-bag implants. Those things look like the overhead view of two bald twins at the urinals at Giants stadium.

    And prolly smell like it too.
    Dude..."bald twins"...I'm dying here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I couldn't agree more with this statement. Well done.




    Dude..."bald twins"...I'm dying here...
    Look at them. Like Jesse Ventura and his brother Estaba'n wearing Patriots doo rags. Totally see it.


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    They look like a couple of moose!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Dude, you want a BJ from Judd Hirsch in a wig, knock yourself out.









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    Heavy-knurled handed chimp attacks and whatnot, etc., etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    I've had BJs from all kinds of women, some of them pretty, some of them not. Much of the time I had my eyes closed so in the moment it really didn't matter what they looked like, although I'd say in general the more average the girl was in looks the more effort she put into it. And with sex, effort is really 90% of it, no? I guess my point here is not so much to stick up for a = particular porn person but to put in a plug for the "ugly" girls...cuz the way some of these guys write it, they imply not wicked hot = ugly girl = bad sex. No so. The best sex I've experienced in my lifetime did not come from the prettiest girls I've slept with.
    Very true! A chubby, ugly girl on a humid day. Now that's living!

    Kind of like a mackerel flopping on the boat deck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    if this happened with the Jets, we'd all die of blue-ballz
    I wonder if our coaching staff and players' wives & gfs said "You won't get laid unless the Jets win"
    Would we then see the "change" we've been looking for?

    PS... Sanchez has already experienced this since Longoria left him because of all his loser moping.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    See, that's why Communism doesn't work.

    Btw, the girl on the right looks like she got hit by a truck.
    They make paper bags for that ... LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I wonder if our coaching staff and players' wives & gfs said "You won't get laid unless the Jets win"
    Would we then see the "change" we've been looking for?
    Ever read Lysistrata by Aristophanes? Same concept.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Ever read Lysistrata by Aristophanes? Same concept.
    More Sisyphus than Lysistrata

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    More Sisyphus than Lysistrata
    As long as Sisyphus is the personification of us Jet fans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    More Sisyphus than Lysistrata
    doesn't penicillin work for that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    I've had BJs from all kinds of women, some of them pretty, some of them not. Much of the time I had my eyes closed so in the moment it really didn't matter what they looked like, although I'd say in general the more average the girl was in looks the more effort she put into it. And with sex, effort is really 90% of it, no? I guess my point here is not so much to stick up for a = particular porn person but to put in a plug for the "ugly" girls...cuz the way some of these guys write it, they imply not wicked hot = ugly girl = bad sex. No so. The best sex I've experienced in my lifetime did not come from the prettiest girls I've slept with.
    Using this logic, why not let dudes go down on you and keep your eyes closed?

    I'm sure they would try harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Using this logic, why not let dudes go down on you and keep your eyes closed?

    I'm sure they would try harder.
    Sounds like JT's bachelor party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Using this logic, why not let dudes go down on you and keep your eyes closed?

    I'm sure they would try harder.
    using gay logic, maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lol....looks like Mangold kettle balled her arse in a drunken rage. I'll go one step further and say thats Timmmmy. Look at teh shoulders.

    Apparently, the implant surgeon used a swiss army knife and two sandbags from a Katrina Levee, whilst an excaped barge bounced off her face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Who says Obama and his cronies aren't 'with it'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Sounds like JT's bachelor party.
    I thought you looked familiar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I thought you looked familiar.
    How does his scalp compare with that of your other buddies?












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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I thought you looked familiar.
    LOL.

    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    How does his scalp compare with that of your other buddies?











    EPIC LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Using this logic, why not let dudes go down on you and keep your eyes closed? I'm sure they would try harder.
    I'm sure you would, but NO. And enough with the 3 a.m. friend requests.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I thought you looked familiar.
    You've got me confused with another guy in a$$less chaps.

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