The JI Hampur Holiday - & - NY Jive Turkeys vs NE (c0ck) Gobblers Gameday Thread ಠ_ಠ

[Fishooked]

Might as well start one now - time to get out the vitriol vs out most hated rivals on days that produce the most bloated stomachs.

In between shout outs of how ghey Brady is, feel free to discuss the ghey plans your wife or SO has lined up for you, as well as rant about your most detestable family members.

[southside]

How you do that?

[Fishooked]

As for me, thankfully our Thanksgiving tradition has changed for the better, in that it's very small, and the only people I need to deal with are my in-laws.

Now instead of having to drive all over creaton, we'll end up crashing at my sisters house so I can get good n loaded.

[Fishooked]

How you do that?

I'm just pissed that I haven't used this sooner. ಠ_ಠ

[quantum]

excellent title


can we discuss the early Texans game also?

[DDNYjets]

凸(-_-)凸

[brady's a catcher]

Might as well start one now - time to get out the vitriol vs out most hated rivals on days that produce the most bloated stomachs.

In between shout outs of how ghey Brady is, feel free to discuss the ghey plans your wife or SO has lined up for you, as well as rant about your most detestable family members.

Oh, I save that for Festivus...

[32green]

Just bought a 23 lb. frozen block of dead bird for 31 bucks.

If Israel had any sense they'd be firing these things back at the Palestiranians, that would shut them the **** up right quick.

Just found out I have been assigned by the combined forces of wives to go with my bro in law into the city to see the parade with the kiddies.

On the bright side, he's pretty hooked up with the PD, so we should get some primo seating at teh expense of other families whose kids will be sh*t out of luck. Doesnt get any more heartwarming than that.

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[Ruby2]

I want to go back in time and smack whoever decided that Turkey was to be the featured food of Thanksgiving.

[32green]

I want to go back in time and smack whoever decided that Turkey was to be the featured food of Thanksgiving.

With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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[32green]

With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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Edit; I thought you were Southside, disregard.

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[southside]

With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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Edit; I thought you were Southside, disregard.

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This is in poor taste.

[Jets Things]

We go to a relatives house and they're local so no worries. My idiot wife volunteered to bring a side dish and received special request at that. She roasts brussel sprouts with balsamic vinegar (and salt and pepper), so now I get to wake up hungover as all fcuk on Thanksgiving morning to the retched stench of roasting green sh1t balls.

[Ruby2]

With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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WLF

[Fishooked]

This is in poor taste.

To Rubes it is, yes.

[32green]

WLF

That wasnt me.. and that wasnt supposed to be you.

I dont know what happened.


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[Fishooked]

excellent title


can we discuss the early Texans game also?

Of course....it is for all things Thanksgiving. After all, who can afford to move around from thread to thread being all bloated and what not. I say we keep all 3 games in this thread, interspersed with tales of Thanksgiving hell.

[Carlton]

roasting green sh1t balls.

Sounds like a good nick name for the Jets this Thursday.

[Dirtstar]

Just bought a 23 lb. frozen block of dead bird for 31 bucks.

If Israel had any sense they'd be firing these things back at the Palestiranians, that would shut them the **** up right quick.

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since we're talking about Holy War and all that nonsense, they should fire frozen hambs at those beetches.


call it "Operation Paula Deen"

[Lone Star Lady]

excellent title

can we discuss the early Texans game also?

Absolutely!

<--- El Toro the Bull will be taking on the little lions of the motor city!