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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Will you be giving the husband Thanksgiving sex?

    While my wife will give it to me on Christmas, she always denies me on Thanksgiving. F-cking baked ziti.

    SAR I
    We're 98% sure I got the wife preggo on a Thanksgiving morning 7 years ago. And yes, every Thanksgiving she now giggles when she says it's time to baste the turkey!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Will you be giving the husband Thanksgiving sex?

    While my wife will give it to me on Christmas, she always denies me on Thanksgiving. F-cking baked ziti.

    SAR I
    WTF is wrong with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Will you be giving the husband Th
    While my wife will give it to me on Christmas, she always denies me on Thanksgiving. F-cking baked ziti.

    SAR I
    Give her one of these.



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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Give her one of these.


    That octopus is holding one if its tentacles out ther......waiiiiiiiit a minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Give her one of these.


    wait a minute mister, Jets Thing is the official dildo expert here in the hampuer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    wait a minute mister, Jets Thing is the official dildo expert here in the hampuer...
    Patriots fans trump even JT in that department.

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    Why do you asshats let me venture off to the politics forum?

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    I had a dream last night that the Jets and Pats scored touchdowns on every possession of the first half, with the Jets scoring right before the end of the second quarter. Rex was trying a lot of crazy plays but they were all working. Ryan decided to have a non kicker try for the extra point, which really confused the commentators. Also, instead of kicking a football, the kicker attempted to kick a box of cereal. I said to my friend, "it's gonna be short." it was short.

    I don't know who won, because I woke up. I felt that botched kick was going to be the difference and I was very upset.
    Last edited by Timmy; 11-20-2012 at 06:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy View Post
    Also, instead of kicking a football, the kicker attempted to kick a box of cereal. I said to my friend, "it's gonna be short." it was short.

    I don't know who won, because I woke up. I felt that botched kick was going to be the difference and I was very upset.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    Why do you asshats let me venture off to the politics forum?
    Technically speaking, what is an asshat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Technically speaking, what is an asshat?
    I believe it's a variation of someone who has their head up their ass.
    Therefore, they wear their ass as a hat, so 'asshat' was born.

    At least that's how I understand it anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy View Post
    I had a dream last night that the Jets and Pats scored touchdowns on every possession of the first half, with the Jets scoring right before the end of the second quarter. Rex was trying a lot of crazy plays but they were all working. Ryan decided to have a non kicker try for the extra point, which really confused the commentators. Also, instead of kicking a football, the kicker attempted to kick a box of cereal. I said to my friend, "it's gonna be short." it was short.

    I don't know who won, because I woke up. I felt that botched kick was going to be the difference and I was very upset.
    See, this, combined with the CLowny, Bray and Kerly thread debacle leads me to believe you've taken a object to the head.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Technically speaking, what is an asshat?
    it's like an asschapeau

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I believe it's a variation of someone who has their head up their ass.
    Therefore, they wear their ass as a hat, so 'asshat' was born.

    At least that's how I understand it anyway.
    oh...somewhat dissapoint.

    Anywhoo, can't wait to post a 50-burger on you dooshes! Maybe we'll have Woodhead throw a TD in there as well.

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    Thanksgiving is going to be nice and quiet this year. Just me, the wife, my parents, her parents, my brother and his kids. Very nice.

    I also have a whole bunch of these bottled and ready to go.


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    ^^ Ahhh, pumpkin beer... Prolly goes well with pumpkin pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    ^^ Ahhh, pumpkin beer... Prolly goes well with pumpkin pie.
    Indeed it does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    That octopus is holding one if its tentacles out ther......waiiiiiiiit a minute.
    and as the light goes on over Caltron's head, we bid adieu to tween innocence in the Hampur.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy View Post
    I had a dream last night that the Jets and Pats scored touchdowns on every possession of the first half, with the Jets scoring right before the end of the second quarter. Rex was trying a lot of crazy plays but they were all working. Ryan decided to have a non kicker try for the extra point, which really confused the commentators. Also, instead of kicking a football, the kicker attempted to kick a box of cereal. I said to my friend, "it's gonna be short." it was short.

    I don't know who won, because I woke up. I felt that botched kick was going to be the difference and I was very upset.
    Gotta chill out on the bath salts, Tim. Especially before bed....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Braumeister View Post
    Thanksgiving is going to be nice and quiet this year. Just me, the wife, my parents, her parents, my brother and his kids. Very nice.

    I also have a whole bunch of these bottled and ready to go.

    Hey, sourceworx - are you going incognito on us or something?
    Any reason you abandoned the old name?

    I thought that said 'Hairy Balz' for a second, but your name is good too (I guess )

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