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Thread: The JI Hampur Holiday - & - NY Jive Turkeys vs NE (c0ck) Gobblers Gameday Thread ಠ_ಠ

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    Exclamation The JI Hampur Holiday - & - NY Jive Turkeys vs NE (c0ck) Gobblers Gameday Thread ಠ_ಠ

    Might as well start one now - time to get out the vitriol vs out most hated rivals on days that produce the most bloated stomachs.

    In between shout outs of how ghey Brady is, feel free to discuss the ghey plans your wife or SO has lined up for you, as well as rant about your most detestable family members.

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    How you do that?

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    As for me, thankfully our Thanksgiving tradition has changed for the better, in that it's very small, and the only people I need to deal with are my in-laws.

    Now instead of having to drive all over creaton, we'll end up crashing at my sisters house so I can get good n loaded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    How you do that?
    I'm just pissed that I haven't used this sooner. ಠ_ಠ

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    excellent title


    can we discuss the early Texans game also?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Might as well start one now - time to get out the vitriol vs out most hated rivals on days that produce the most bloated stomachs.

    In between shout outs of how ghey Brady is, feel free to discuss the ghey plans your wife or SO has lined up for you, as well as rant about your most detestable family members.
    Oh, I save that for Festivus...

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    Just bought a 23 lb. frozen block of dead bird for 31 bucks.

    If Israel had any sense they'd be firing these things back at the Palestiranians, that would shut them the **** up right quick.

    Just found out I have been assigned by the combined forces of wives to go with my bro in law into the city to see the parade with the kiddies.

    On the bright side, he's pretty hooked up with the PD, so we should get some primo seating at teh expense of other families whose kids will be sh*t out of luck. Doesnt get any more heartwarming than that.

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    I want to go back in time and smack whoever decided that Turkey was to be the featured food of Thanksgiving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    I want to go back in time and smack whoever decided that Turkey was to be the featured food of Thanksgiving.
    With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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    Edit; I thought you were Southside, disregard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Edit; I thought you were Southside, disregard.

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    This is in poor taste.

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    We go to a relatives house and they're local so no worries. My idiot wife volunteered to bring a side dish and received special request at that. She roasts brussel sprouts with balsamic vinegar (and salt and pepper), so now I get to wake up hungover as all fcuk on Thanksgiving morning to the retched stench of roasting green sh1t balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    With your luck, you'd appear in his room as he was wanking like two days before he decided about Turkeys. He'd be like wtf dude and you'd be mesmerized by the hand action and he would pull a gun and blow your brains out.

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    WLF

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    This is in poor taste.
    To Rubes it is, yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    WLF
    That wasnt me.. and that wasnt supposed to be you.

    I dont know what happened.


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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    excellent title


    can we discuss the early Texans game also?

    Of course....it is for all things Thanksgiving. After all, who can afford to move around from thread to thread being all bloated and what not. I say we keep all 3 games in this thread, interspersed with tales of Thanksgiving hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    roasting green sh1t balls.
    Sounds like a good nick name for the Jets this Thursday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Just bought a 23 lb. frozen block of dead bird for 31 bucks.

    If Israel had any sense they'd be firing these things back at the Palestiranians, that would shut them the **** up right quick.

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    since we're talking about Holy War and all that nonsense, they should fire frozen hambs at those beetches.


    call it "Operation Paula Deen"




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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    excellent title

    can we discuss the early Texans game also?

    Absolutely!

    <--- El Toro the Bull will be taking on the little lions of the motor city!

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