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    Who will fight me on the internet?????

    I'm drunk and old and on the internet...who will fake fight me????


    c'mon you pussies.....

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    Your fly is open.

    As you look down I throw a big right hook and crash it into your old jaw. I take your wallet out, leave the cash, and laugh at your drivers license photo.

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    I was going to hit you but I ran into some fat guys ass on the way.

    Very unlucky.

    Fortunately my coach isn't going to replace me because he thinks I give him the best chance to win a fake fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    I was going to hit you but I ran into some fat guys ass on the way.

    Very unlucky.

    Fortunately my coach isn't going to replace me because he thinks I give him the best chance to win a fake fight.
    This will never get old.


    Sanchezing... sounds horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    This will never get old.


    Sanchezing... sounds horrible.
    I just kicked you in the nuts sending your gum flying in the air which I grab and smooch into your hair....and laugh as you roll around on the ground...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Your fly is open.

    As you look down I throw a big right hook and crash it into your old jaw. I take your wallet out, leave the cash, and laugh at your drivers license photo.
    LMAO.

    This is so reminiscent of the early "cyber' days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    LMAO.

    This is so reminiscent of the early "cyber' days.
    I've been waiting on you girly boy...I kick you in your gonads and you wet yourself and then I unzip and give you a waterfall of golden dreams...putting forth lots of lolz as I do so....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    I'm drunk and old and on the internet...who will fake fight me????


    c'mon you pussies.....


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E929gqIcwwI
    Last edited by Warfish; 11-23-2012 at 01:06 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    I don't understand that...you're ghey fight me queerbag!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    I don't understand that...you're ghey fight me queerbag!!!!
    I will end you drunk boy.

    360 pounds of pure flabby American blobfish, rammed right down your throat.

    I bet you don't even lift.

    Powershot, ****bag, powershot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    I've been waiting on you girly boy...I kick you in your gonads and you wet yourself and then I unzip and give you a waterfall of golden dreams...putting forth lots of lolz as I do so....
    As offended as I am I literally just cracked up. LMAO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    As offended as I am I literally just cracked up. LMAO.
    I just azzfaced you and farted...fight me doucher!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    I just azzfaced you and farted...fight me doucher!!!!!
    Remember when that marine beat up the veteran and it turned into a hate crime or something like that?.... Yeah, I don't want that on my record so....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    I will end you drunk boy.

    360 pounds of pure flabby American blobfish, rammed right down your throat.

    I bet you don't even lift.

    Powershot, ****bag, powershot.
    As I run away from you screeching like a school girl...I reach back and throw dirt clods at you...saying "ha ha fat boy, can't catch me!!!"

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    Go to the Strip and fight with Ray in the news thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Remember when that marine beat up the veteran and it turned into a hate crime or something like that?.... Yeah, I don't want that on my record so....
    remember when I said I pee'd on you? It wasn't pee.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    remember when I said I pee'd on you? It wasn't pee.....
    Is this because you are too geriatric to pee whilst standing? You sit don't you?

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    Where's that STD'd scumbag Ragu?....oh yea AC....I'd beat him up too...if he's man enough to show up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Where's that STD'd scumbag Ragu?....oh yea AC....I'd beat him up too...if he's man enough to show up...
    He doesn't fight, his poodle make 65k a year. He's basically poodle whipped. Expect no such agitation from him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Is this because you are too geriatric to pee whilst standing? You sit don't you?
    That's right...lean down son......


















    I just hit you with my PEEBAG!!!!!

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