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    Is there a fake McKayla Maroney?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlickBri481 View Post
    I know, I know. When is she turning 18?
    In 2 years. Damn.

    See, the thing about jailbait is that while I keep getting older, they stay the same age. FUUUUUUUUU

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    gotta love The Onion....

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/ame...ey-afte,29933/

    America Ends Love Affair With McKayla Maroney After Finding Out She’s 16

    WASHINGTON—Just two months after the close of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, the nation’s love affair with gold-medal-winning gymnast McKayla Maroney came to an abrupt end Tuesday after Americans discovered she is only 16 years old. “Whoa,” 31-year-old Greg Adamko said upon learning that Maroney was born in 1995, adding that he “totally thought she was at least 19.” “I mean, it’s not like I ever—Jesus Christ, 16? Are you sure? ****.” At press time, sources confirmed that citizens across the country were quickly deleting their Internet histories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike D View Post
    Is there a fake McKayla Maroney?
    There's this thing called the internet now, virtual vs real. Virtual has superceded real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinny Testaverde's Niece View Post
    There's this thing called the internet now, virtual vs real. Virtual has superceded real.
    And you're entirely fictional.


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    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    In 2 years. Damn.

    See, the thing about jailbait is that while I keep getting older, they stay the same age. FUUUUUUUUU
    Haha nice one Wooderson!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinny Testaverde's Niece View Post
    There's this thing called the internet now, virtual vs real. Virtual has superceded real.
    What's the internet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    LOL. Is that the scarfs they gave away?

    Can't believe I missed out on that.
    thats a tartan plaid scarf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nike View Post
    thats a tartan plaid scarf.
    I thought it was argyle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlickBri481 View Post
    I know, I know. When is she turning 18?
    Love when people say this. As if all you have to do is wait a couple years, cuz that's really the only thing standing in the way of banging her.

    Fap away, bro. No one can arrest you for the sick thoughts you have in the private moments in the bathroom with a sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    I have 4 of 'em. Would make a good noose.

    SAR I
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    Just messing with you.

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    Not impressed by her. -.-

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    Marky Sanchez has got to take her in NJ....legal there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies View Post
    Patiently waiting for her to turn 18...
    Me too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    Me too...
    Not impressed with how you changed my quote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies View Post
    Not impressed with how you read my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike D View Post
    What's the internet?
    Look it up - use the internet.

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    16 is the age of consent in many (if not a majority of) states in the US... nothing wrong with being attracted to a 16 year old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainman View Post
    16 is the age of consent in many (if not a majority of) states in the US... nothing wrong with being attracted to a 16 year old.
    Yeah...but maybe a little bit weird to post about it.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Yeah...but maybe a little bit weird to post about it.




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    for most of human history men married 13, 14, 15 year old women. Natasha was 15 when she received her first proposal, from Denisov, in Tolstoy's War & Peace (in around 1808).

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