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    Supermod shakin318 resigns despite record popularity

    Citing irreconcilable dooshiness and a general decline of the quality of interactions in JI, revered and beloved shakin318 has decided he no longer wishes to be the indisputable face of the turbulent fan site.

    "I've been here since 1999, when it was Sooth, me and the janitor" said 318, amid a chorus of weeping hampurites begging him to reconsider. "But the legendary posters who made this place what it was are long gone. You just can't get it done with southside-quality posters in this day and age."

    318 promises to lurk and continue with arbitrary drunken bannings, but will do so in the style of less-talented and less-respected moderators such as 32Green. He will still be co-hosting the annual hampur Superbowl party with fellow quitter JStokes -- an annual bash to which Timmy and Peebag are still not invited.

    AP 2012

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    PS: still no room for Rubey on teh mod squad

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Citing irreconcilable dooshiness and a general decline of the quality of interactions in JI, revered and beloved shakin318 has decided he no longer wishes to be the indisputable face of the turbulent fan site.

    "I've been here since 1999, when it was Sooth, me and the janitor" said 318, amid a chorus of weeping hampurites begging him to reconsider. "But the legendary posters who made this place what it was are long gone. You just can't get it done with southside-quality posters in this day and age."

    318 promises to lurk and continue with arbitrary drunken bannings, but will do so in the style of less-talented and less-respected moderators such as 32Green. He will still be co-hosting the annual hampur Superbowl party with fellow quitter JStokes -- an annual bash to which Timmy and Peebag are still not invited.

    AP 2012
    You are a mod?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    PS: still no room for Rubey on teh mod squad

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    I can think of at least two things wrong with this thread title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    less-talented and less-respected moderators such as 32Green















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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    less-talented and less-respected moderators such as 32Green.
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post


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    LMFAO!

    Almost spit coffee on the 'puter screen. Good work, boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    You are a mod?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I can think of at least two things wrong with this thread title.

    yes, for starters it should read "supermodel"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    yes, for starters it should read "supermodel"

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    Thanks for mentioning me.


    Seriously, I hope this is a goof. This place will not be the same without Shakin's input, so to speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Shakin's input





















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    There's no such things as an Inpoopable face of JI.

    If you don't come into work; we will wait for you at the bank.


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    Hey now what the heck!

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    You're just hungover... give it a few hours and take a nap.

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    A J.I. HoF Career coming to an end?

    I doubt it.

    Shakin is no flash-in-the-pan Mod like some were.

    He's the real deal.

    He's the Hector "Macho" Camacho of J.I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    He's the Hector "Macho" Camacho of J.I.
    Too soon?

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    At least we'll have strippers at this year's Super Bowl Party. Last year, FishHooked was in charge and we had stripers. Similar, but very different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Too soon?
    not soon enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    At least we'll have strippers at this year's Super Bowl Party. Last year, FishHooked was in charge and we had stripers. Similar, but very different.
    I was close, they both smelled like fish.
    The stripers had better looking mouths tho

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