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Thread: Ok you lucky bastards. Ex wife has been in contact everyday and wants back in

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Semantics, I say. When I am finished with my seductively intoxicating banana dance, there will be chicks bouncing off the walls. Aye Papi and what not.

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    LOL. "He my cholo, muchacha."

    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    No problem. After a night with me, she'll definately like women.
    Taking one for the team, Big L. Well done.

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    Btw, by the looks of her, I think the only detail Ragoots left out of his GF tale is the fact that he has to leave 3 bills on the nightstand every morning.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. "He my cholo, muchacha."


    When I yell "You tengo dos huevos, beeotches!!!", get out the rain coats.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    When I yell "You tengo dos huevos, beeotches!!!", get out the rain coats.


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    What, are you rifling through an old Spanish textbook?

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    Stick with the current girlfriend and have a friendly relationship with your ex for the betterment of your child. Don't go backwards. You never know what could happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    What, are you rifling through an old Spanish textbook?
    Nah, I'm trying to remember all the silly things I used to say when friends of mine started talking to eachother in spanish while I was standing there.

    Yo tengo dos huevos? usually stopped them in their tracks and Id get that wtf look.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Nah, I'm trying to remember all the silly things I used to say when friends of mine started talking to eachother in spanish while I was standing there.

    Yo tengo dos huevos? usually stopped them in their tracks and Id get that wtf look.




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    IIRC, huevos is slang for testicles, so you were stating the obvious.


    Unless you're Timmmmmmmy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    IIRC, huevos is slang for testicles, so you were stating the obvious.


    Unless you're Timmmmmmmy.
    tres huevos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    tres huevos?
    lmao how this morphed into a spanish language riff on Timmmmys testigles.

    After it morphed into a Borgo lebanese film pitch.

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    My advice is to add a third to the mix. Women are easy to pick-up in December. They'll be so preoccupied with each other hat you'll do as you please on Xmas and two of them will just go away. Or they'll band together and kill you and have a lesbian orgy in your blood.


    Kidding.... Actually going through something similar. Estranged wife of 13 months wants to come home for Xmas and I'm like, he'll no. She'll want to stay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    What, are you rifling through an old Spanish textbook?
    "rifling" - perfect. i have to write this s*** down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I think females are beautiful I'm just not attracted to them sexually.
    JT hijacked Gata's account

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    How did I miss this motherf***ing thread?

    Ok so this is the girlfriend? I don't need to see the wife, go back to the wife. This one will ending up poisoning you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    JT hijacked Gata's account
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monsterxman View Post
    A lot of good advice here.

    Both are attractive, but the ex is the one -

    Cooks - win
    Cleans - win
    The mother of your child - win
    Old school values - win

    And you screwed up, not her?
    This is a no brainer to me.
    You should feel blessed that she wants you back, most wouldn't.

    Happy holidays, good luck.
    Exactly! Good luck Ragu! You and I have duked it out in the past but I'm glad to hear things have turned around for you. Don't blow this chance!

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    Degenerates all of you. I made my decision

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    Quote Originally Posted by shevys View Post
    Exactly! Good luck Ragu! You and I have duked it out in the past but I'm glad to hear things have turned around for you. Don't blow this chance!
    Lol thanks. You had,the best retort on me ever. About oj and Ron Goldman remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Degenerates all of you. I made my decision
    That's too bad, Ragu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Degenerates all of you. I made my decision
    You're going to join a monastary?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    Lots of good advise here.

    Some random thoughts below ...

    We know you were a money-making machine, are you still in the business or did you get out completely ? My brother is in the same business, there are always women who seek him out based on the easy cash.

    Speaking from personal experience ... As a kid you always want your Mom and Dad together. When you grow up you wished your parents had followed their heart and not stayed together for you and your siblings. I think in the end you owe it to your son to do what makes you happy.

    And you ... you're sober and deserve all the credit for that along with God.
    Are you as much a handful sober/dry as you were drinking ? What do these woven say about the sober you ?

    You like your life right now. Do you want to change it to include your ex- and your child full time ? Can you relinquish squiring around hot twenty somethings at SI pool parties ?

    If you think you can handle a traditional lifestyle, give it your best shot - you have little to loose, there will be other Asian girlfriends should it not work out.

    Conversely, If you still need to cast your seed far and wide , accept who you are and be the best part-time Dad you can.

    No I'm out. Just an average joe.. The other day I ordered spaghetti with marinara. They gave me noodles with ketchup

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