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Thread: Worst Place to be when you have to Poop

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorJet View Post
    Hey, while your on the floor could you go fahq yourself. I just plain don't like you. Rauol Duke your not. Just not cool enough.
    not sure if serious

    I mean he's French and all, but otherwise a pretty likeable dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Pfft - not me - but that is where the thread originated from, I believe.
    I think Buzzsaw was the one that originally unearthed that gem.

    Also I think there was a similar forum where that guy had his ugly girlfriend pose with his ****ty car too.

    http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/11/...poses-for-car/
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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorJet View Post
    Hey, while your on the floor could you go fahq yourself. I just plain don't like you. Rauol Duke your not. Just not cool enough.
    Who crapped in your Cheerios?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorJet View Post
    Hey, while your on the floor could you go fahq yourself. I just plain don't like you. Rauol Duke your not. Just not cool enough.
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Are you an analrapist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz8a...e_gdata_player

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatriotReign View Post
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    This was mine from work:

    SITE BLOCKED You have attempted to access an Internet site that has been deemed to be in violation of one or more ___ policies. If you believe that you have received this message in error, please contact the ____ or your local Support representative

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorJet View Post
    Hey, while your on the floor could you go fahq yourself. I just plain don't like you. Rauol Duke your not. Just not cool enough.
    Pretty sure he was being sarcastic.
    If not, RD, you can feel free to make fun of him because he's from Arkansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    This was mine from work:

    SITE BLOCKED You have attempted to access an Internet site that has been deemed to be in violation of one or more ___ policies. If you believe that you have received this message in error, please contact the ____ or your local Support representative
    So what did your local Support representative have to say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    So what did your local Support representative have to say?
    **** that, Im not contacting anyone. I hit the back button and pretend like I didnt search that site on purpose.

    Anyway I had a new one just as of yesterday. Almost.

    Dentist appointment, small office, appointment around 3pm. I knew I was in for some heinous, painful work ahead of me, and my dentist did not disappoint.

    I needed to have some work done under my bridge, which essentially involved using a small hammer to 'tap out' my existing bridge. And that was only for starters.

    Once the bridge was out (LOL), he had to build up some areas of my existing teeth, which also involved having to cut away (not making this up) part of my gums. Even with novocaine it was horrific, and even with suction I must have swallowed a ton of blood and coagulant.

    After about an hour of this I felt my stomach getting sour. I can barely feel anything from my nose on down, and tongue feels dry rotted. I thought for sure I was going to have to doot in the middle of the procedure.

    Of course the bathroom is an arms length from the reception desk. Luckily the additional pain made my ass pucker up and I prolly wont have to doot for a week now. What a horrific day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    **** that, Im not contacting anyone. I hit the back button and pretend like I didnt search that site on purpose.

    Anyway I had a new one just as of yesterday. Almost.

    Dentist appointment, small office, appointment around 3pm. I knew I was in for some heinous, painful work ahead of me, and my dentist did not disappoint.

    I needed to have some work done under my bridge, which essentially involved using a small hammer to 'tap out' my existing bridge. And that was only for starters.

    Once the bridge was out (LOL), he had to build up some areas of my existing teeth, which also involved having to cut away (not making this up) part of my gums. Even with novocaine it was horrific, and even with suction I must have swallowed a ton of blood and coagulant.

    After about an hour of this I felt my stomach getting sour. I can barely feel anything from my nose on down, and tongue feels dry rotted. I thought for sure I was going to have to doot in the middle of the procedure.

    Of course the bathroom is an arms length from the reception desk. Luckily the additional pain made my ass pucker up and I prolly wont have to doot for a week now. What a horrific day.
    I've never had a cavity.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I've never had a cavity.

    I've never used a buttplug.




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