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    Take 4 or 5 fiber pills every night before going to bed and you'll never have to worry about surprises. I can time my porcelain deliveries by the clock...you will thank me later upon discovering the sneak crap attacks are a thing of the past.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    A few months ago I had to blast one out at a Boston Fire House.

    Good times.
    Sliding down their pole really loosened up the old colon, yes?

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    Definitely in the parking lot during or after a Jets game, unless it's in the first 10-15 minutes of the lots opening.

    I feel bad for the ladies.

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    Pants.

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    Stuck in traffic on the Belt Parkway. No contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Stuck in traffic on the Belt Parkway. No contest.
    I know that feel bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Stuck in traffic on the Belt Parkway. No contest.
    See, but I kinda feel like it'd be ok to pull off on the shoulder (what shoulder?) to take a sh1t and no one would blink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I know that feel bro
    LMAO at your status...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatriotReign View Post
    LMAO at your status...
    It was the only way I could convey all of my emotions at once And it fits like a glove

    Edit: Just realized I forgot something, fixed in light of Bart Scott's recent comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    See, but I kinda feel like it'd be ok to pull off on the shoulder (what shoulder?) to take a sh1t and no one would blink.
    You can spot those people a mile away, those running into the wooded area to take a leak or drop a deuce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I never read it - but I think I found it - is this it?

    http://totalfratmove.com/782530

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I read it a couple of times, some comedy gold in there. And LOL @ ThunderFrog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I read it a couple of times, some comedy gold in there. And LOL @ ThunderFrog
    I was truly laughing out loud. What a nightmare.

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    Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toiletís virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I read it a couple of times, some comedy gold in there. And LOL @ ThunderFrog
    When I have some time I'll re-tell the time I shat myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet’s virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation.


    That entry in particular had my dying

    How horrible. That guy probably had to change careers, as he is probably now known in his industry as 'The Sh1tter' .
    Last edited by Fishooked; 11-29-2012 at 11:14 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet’s virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    That entry in particular had my dying

    How horrible. That guy probably had to change careers, as he is probably now known in his industry as 'The Sh1tter' .
    +2 - I didn't pick that line up until the second reading. I think I glossed over it on account of trying to see what happened. Its the exact observation of a little detail you sometimes have amidst an otherwise chaotic scene. And relayed hysterically.

    I liked the ordering of waffles to the room and then just ordering fruit with the client - veteran move. I'm going to pull that with my boss next time we travel....Just to give him a (bigger) complex.

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    A crowded beach on a sunny summer day is not too cool. Only option is into the water and make doody mines.
    Last edited by BushyTheBeaver; 11-29-2012 at 03:10 PM.

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    Penn Station at 7:30 AM dressed in a full suit.

    Trust me...I know.

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