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    2 or 3 of those are pretty clever. The rest will make you look like a dope/*******/pauper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    2 or 3 of those are pretty clever. The rest will make you look like a dope/*******/pauper.
    What was it. I refused to click.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    What was it. I refused to click.

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    If you need an extra cupholder in your car, just place an old shoe on the floor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    If you need an extra cupholder in your car, just place an old shoe on the floor!
    Prolly works with fedoras too.

    I liked the one about putting a box near your computer to attract cats away from your keyboard. Or filtering your email on the word unsubscribe.

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    Very cool. Thanks, Bushy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    If you need an extra cupholder in your car, just place an old shoe on the floor!
    SHoes dont tip over? Phhhht.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Prolly works with fedoras too.

    I liked the one about putting a box near your computer to attract cats away from your keyboard. Or filtering your email on the word unsubscribe.
    The two I thought were cool were hiding your phone/keys/cash in an old, cleaned out sunscreen bottle at the beach, and using a can opener for opening those plastic "blister packs."

    The rest reminded me of Timmy dealing with the wasp problem -- half-assed and disastrous.

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    Spent condoms, after being washed and dried, make an excellent--and cost effective--source of material for balloon animal demonstrations at local day care center/senior centers, malls, and petting zoos.

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    Is there any good way to hide picked boogers at work?

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    awesome...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    The two I thought were cool were hiding your phone/keys/cash in an old, cleaned out sunscreen bottle at the beach
    Phone?

    Just how big are they making sunscreen bottles now?


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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Is there any good way to hide picked boogers at work?
    Just eat them.

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    The pantyhose over the vacuum trick works for gathering up spilled cocaine too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Is there any good way to hide picked boogers at work?
    Right under the desk.

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    Useful, specially the key ring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Useful, specially the cock ring.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Phone?

    Just how big are they making sunscreen bottles now?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    A skeleton key?


    How quaint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    A skeleton key?


    How quaint.
    It's so you can open the door to the root cellar when you get home from the beach. Duh.

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