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    office caulk discussion

    Building maintenance came and caulked the window at the back of my cubicle yesterday, so it was a golden opportunity to talk about caulk. Of course, some people can't be subtle and just go with the double entendres: asking people how they feel about caulk, do they like caulk, do they feel they get enough caulk, etc.

    Hilarious conversation lasted about 15 mins until one of the office cougars finally said "Caulk? The stuff you get at Home Depot? I thought you meant cock."

    Spitting of coffee, choking on bagels. yikes.

    /facepalm

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Building maintenance came and caulked the window at the back of my cubicle yesterday, so it was a golden opportunity to talk about caulk. Of course, some people can't be subtle and just go with the double entendres: asking people how they feel about caulk, do they like caulk, do they feel they get enough caulk, etc.

    Hilarious conversation lasted about 15 mins until one of the office cougars finally said "Caulk? The stuff you get at Home Depot? I thought you meant cock."

    Spitting of coffee, choking on bagels. yikes.

    /facepalm
    Anyone mention they had sealed all their holes with caulk in anticipation of Winter's chill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Anyone mention they had sealed all their holes with caulk in anticipation of Winter's chill?
    or just cut to the chase and say "which one you b!tches wants my caulk in your azz?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Anyone mention they had sealed all their holes with caulk in anticipation of Winter's chill?
    I said I had filled many cracks. cool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    or just cut to the chase and say "which one you b!tches wants my caulk in your azz?"
    I would have gone with: "I have some free time this weekend. Any of you ladies want me to stop over to fill your holes with caulk? I'd want to spend extra time really stuffing the ones around the backdoor, as drafts are murder on heating bills".

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    Office cougar really said cock?

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    Knock knock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Knock knock.
    caulk knock(er)?

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    What about cork? As in cork soaker.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lWuba4HKg4

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    Where's 32? We need some Feedback about black caulk

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Building maintenance came and caulked the window at the back of my cubicle yesterday, so it was a golden opportunity to talk about caulk. Of course, some people can't be subtle and just go with the double entendres: asking people how they feel about caulk, do they like caulk, do they feel they get enough caulk, etc.

    Hilarious conversation lasted about 15 mins until one of the office cougars finally said "Caulk? The stuff you get at Home Depot? I thought you meant cock."

    Spitting of coffee, choking on bagels. yikes.

    /facepalm

    lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    or just cut to the chase and say "which one you b!tches wants my caulk in your azz?"
    Jeebus, where do YOU work?



    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Where's 32? We need some Feedback about black caulk

    Tried it once and I'm never going back.


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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Building maintenance came and caulked the window at the back of my cubicle yesterday, so it was a golden opportunity to talk about caulk. Of course, some people can't be subtle and just go with the double entendres: asking people how they feel about caulk, do they like caulk, do they feel they get enough caulk, etc.

    Hilarious conversation lasted about 15 mins until one of the office cougars finally said "Caulk? The stuff you get at Home Depot? I thought you meant cock."

    Spitting of coffee, choking on bagels. yikes.

    /facepalm
    This thread absolutely sucks without pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Office cougar really said cock?
    yes. this is gov't. only straight white males get in trouble.


    common.

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