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Thread: Does anything say "You suck" like a new Drivers License photo?

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    Does anything say "You suck" like a new Drivers License photo?

    ever notice that everyone around you gets a license photo that looks like them
    but yours looks nothing like you... just a hell of a lot worse?

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    My drivers license photo looks like me. My passport photo looks like a mugshot taken after I'd raped, tortured, killed and eaten a family of four.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    My drivers license photo looks like me. My passport photo looks like a mugshot taken after I'd raped, tortured, killed and eaten a family of four.
    after the lady took my first one and silently gasped "whoa", she took another one and said, "there... that ones really nice!". Now that I look at the "really nice" one, the first one must have been a real winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    after the lady took my first one and silently gasped "whoa", she took another one and said, "there... that ones really nice!". Now that I look at the "really nice" one, the first one must have been a real winner.
    lolz

    When I had my first passport photo taken, the guy said, "Whoa, they're gonna think you're too sick to travel."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    My drivers license photo looks like me. My passport photo looks like a mugshot taken after I'd raped, tortured, killed and eaten a family of four.
    Well...did you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Well...did you?
    Lolz Caltrate u so phunny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Lolz Caltrate u so phunny!

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    My photo is prolly over 10 years old. They just renewed it with the old photo.

    The most common comment I get is "This looks like you 20 years ago if you were a Westy."


    Ok, one guy said it, but I thought it was funny.

    Well, not really.


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    i just got my license renewal form in the mail. i'm 33 and my pic on my license is still the one they took when i was 16 getting my learners permit. i'm now bald and plus 50 pounds. i love that i can still use my glory days pic, but it's getting to the point where airport security has had to ponder if it's really me. there's nothing about getting a new picture taken, so i can renew and have this pic for another 8 years. i think i have to keep the streak alive. i'll be 41yrs old, still using that 16yr old's smirk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by E4orBust View Post
    i just got my license renewal form in the mail. i'm 33 and my pic on my license is still the one they took when i was 16 getting my learners permit. i'm now bald and plus 50 pounds. i love that i can still use my glory days pic, but it's getting to the point where airport security has had to ponder if it's really me. there's nothing about getting a new picture taken, so i can renew and have this pic for another 8 years. i think i have to keep the streak alive. i'll be 41yrs old, still using that 16yr old's smirk.
    I guess since all of the terrorists from 9/11 were from NJ or the immediate area, now we have to get a new photo license every few years. No exceptions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by E4orBust View Post
    i'm now bald and plus 50 pounds.
    JT +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    JT +1

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    So uncalled for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    So uncalled for.
    WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Well...did you?
    What, torture them? No.

    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    JT +1


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    EAD fartface.

    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    So uncalled for.
    Thank you. You're a good egg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post



    EAD fartface.


    You just mad I beat you to it. That one had a hit on me written all over it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    WTF?
    Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    My photo is prolly over 10 years old. They just renewed it with the old photo.

    The most common comment I get is "This looks like you 20 years ago if you were a Westy."


    Ok, one guy said it, but I thought it was funny.

    Well, not really.

    I had to take my glasses off because I don't (but should) have a restriction.
    She said she could tell i don't walk around with my glasses much because I was "squinting like a mole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    You just mad I beat you to it. That one had a hit on me written all over it.


    I don't like to hurt people like that. Real keyboard feelings and such.


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