Just wandered into my local Dicks Sporting Goods up here in CT. All of the Jets merchandise is 50% off with the exceptions of jerseys. Don't know if it is the same in NY/NY but if so it's a good time to stock up or to buy as gifts for Christmas of Chanukah or whatever you celebrate. Or you can just buy stuff for yourself.
I know it's fun to joke but major thanks to the original poster of this thread. I went last night to check my local store and sure enough, all Jets stuff was 50% off. And since there was no sign excluding clearance, they knocked 50% off on top of clearance prices.