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Thread: Keller out Tomorrow

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by JaxSuzy View Post
    Stop giving me the finger!
    What if we "pulled it" instead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsNeedNewton View Post
    He was the leading pass reciever last year. I don't get you guys.
    You really need to request a user ID change ftom the mods

    Not only don't the Jets need Newton...the Panthers apparently have figured out that they don't need this bust either

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  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by sg3 View Post
    A bruised vagina is a more devastating injury than a bruised ego

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    Problem with Keller is not just the discomfort associated with the vaginal contusion. He's experiencing excessive vaginal discharge which an ESPN field reporter called, "excessive to the point of leaking through whatever pads they could find". It sounds minor, but that moisture loss has wreaked havoc with Keller's ability to avoid (non-menstrual) cramping from electrolyte imbalance, as well as staining of game day uniforms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Problem with Keller is not just the discomfort associated with the vaginal contusion. He's experiencing excessive vaginal discharge which an ESPN field reporter called, "excessive to the point of leaking through whatever pads they could find". It sounds minor, but that moisture loss has wreaked havoc with Keller's ability to avoid (non-menstrual) cramping from electrolyte imbalance, as well as staining of game day uniforms.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    You can be my art director any day, McG.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    You can be my art director any day, McG.
    lol, ty. Iffin I weren't so lazy, I'd fix up my skills. Alas, I can't be bothered, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJF71 View Post
    Why can't these injuries ever happen to Sanchez??!!!
    really

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsNeedNewton View Post
    He was the leading pass reciever last year. I don't get you guys.
    Baby blanket.

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