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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Hmmm. Read it x times. Confess I have no idea what you mean.
    A meltdown after 16 years? Get help, man. Find out what bugs you about work. Or should have done this years ago.

    Apparently, this guy never thought of anything except how cool it was to work at Crisco. Now he leaves and is compelled to publicly spurn his "lover". Spare me; I know how much it sucks out here. I have people clamoring to get back to work on projects; it's never ending BS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I have people clamoring to get back to work on projects; it's never ending BS.
    Clamoring is over-rated. I never clamor.

    I walk back and forth in front of potential employers raising my eyebrows in a suggestive fashion going "Hmmmmmm?' "Hhhmmmmm?"



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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Borgo's farewell was better.
    +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Clamoring is over-rated. I never clamor.

    I walk back and forth in front of potential employers raising my eyebrows in a suggestive fashion going "Hmmmmmm?' "Hhhmmmmm?"



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    well, your skill-set is most impressive:



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    I'll just leave this here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    I'll just leave this here.


    Saved!

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    Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather leave with my dignity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather leave with my dignity.
    You have to have some first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    You have to have some first.
    Says "Captain Anal Rape".

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    At least he didn't spray paint his face silver and go on a shooting spree

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Says "Captain Anal Rape".
    It's not rape when they can't say no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    well, your skill-set is most impressive:


    Shut yer fook up

    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather leave with my dignity.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    You have to have some first.
    and a job

    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    It's not rape when they can't say no.
    130.05 Sex offenses; lack of consent.
    1.Whether or not specifically stated, it is an element of every
    offense defined in this article that the sexual act was committed
    without consent of the victim.
    2. Lack of consent results from:
    (a) Forcible compulsion; or
    (b) Incapacity to consent, JT dingus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Shut yer fook up





    and a job



    130.05 Sex offenses; lack of consent.
    1.Whether or not specifically stated, it is an element of every
    offense defined in this article that the sexual act was committed
    without consent of the victim.
    2. Lack of consent results from:
    (a) Forcible compulsion; or
    (b) Incapacity to consent, JT dingus.
    Got that memorized huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Got that memorized huh?
    It will come in handy at the Hampur Reunion 2012 END OF THE WORLD party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    It's not rape when they can't say no.
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    130.05 Sex offenses; lack of consent.
    1.Whether or not specifically stated, it is an element of every
    offense defined in this article that the sexual act was committed
    without consent of the victim.
    2. Lack of consent results from:
    (a) Forcible compulsion; or
    (b) Incapacity to consent, JT dingus.
    I'm familiar with the code. Ohhhhhhh. You must have thought I meant a living person when I said "...when they can't say no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    It's not rape when they can't say no.
    A few years ago there were these three brothers in Wisconsin who got the idea to dig up the body of a woman who'd died in a motorcycle accident a few days before and have sex with...um....it.

    The cops caught them. Now it turned out that for some Wisconsin did not have a law against necrophilia on the books so they couldn't be charged with that. However, the state had recently passed a consent law, so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    It will come in handy at the Hampur Reunion 2012 END OF THE WORLD party.
    :usedtobeacopprobablyisarapist:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    It's not rape when they can't say no.
    no means yes.


    yes means anal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    I read the title and thought Bushy was leaving JI.

    Color me disappointed.
    Nah.

    If I was going to quit a forum first I'd post a message thread announcing to everyone I was leaving.

    In which I explained earnestly that I was declaring a self-imposed ban on myself.

    Then I'd lurk for weeks hoping that people would miss me and talk about me and want me back.

    Then when they didn't I'd come back anyway.

    And post a message thread announcing to everyone I was back.

    And What did I miss?







































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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    no means yes.

    yes means anal.
    That was the motto of my Hamptons sharehouse in 2005 and here is the t-shirt we made and wore to Boardy Barn 4th of July weekend that year.


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