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Thread: Christian Ponder's GF throws better than he does

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    Christian Ponder's GF throws better than he does


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    He should marry her, make little qb's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monsterxman View Post
    He should marry her, make little qb's.
    They're engaged, lol. I have a feeling his sperm would make bad QBs, though.

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    Who's Sanchez tappin' these days? That's all he has over his contemporaries... but maybe he's even losing there.

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    Sign this beast.


    Also I think she's fkn awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    I remember when he was drafted...way up in the 1st Rd. I saw many of his games at FL St., I was always unimpressed, especially with his arm.

    Minnesota just couldn't hold back in their need for a QB, so they reached, and reached big.

    Thought back to when a similar scenario played out. Oh yeah, my team did the exact same thing haha.

    BPA everytime...those are your best odds when drafting, I get more convinced of that each and every draft.

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    She throws better than McElroy and Tebow too

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    Wow that idiot knocked her down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by detjetsfan View Post
    She throws better than McElroy and Tebow too
    She'd make a better tight-end though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Wow that idiot knocked her down.
    To be fair, she called for the hip bump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by detjetsfan View Post
    She throws better than McElroy and Tebow too
    Throws it to the sideline better than Sanchez, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    Throws it to the sideline better than Sanchez, too.
    No Sanchez would just have sex with her and pull the robbery on Ponder. Then dump her 2 months later

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    Quote Originally Posted by detjetsfan View Post
    No Sanchez would just have sex with her and pull the robbery on Ponder. Then dump her 2 months later
    I have a feeling he would fumble her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    I have a feeling he would fumble her.
    Nah, I doubt that.


    His completion percentage with women when it comes to the bedroom is 100%.

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    Most of this board would find a pimple on her face then mercilessly make fun of it until she leaves, then post 17000 gif's of pimples, talking pimples, and pimples with quotes.

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    Christian Ponder's gf throws better than he does

    And McElroy throws better than Sanchese. And neither will be QBs for the Jets. Thanks Wrecks Lying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vin View Post
    Nah, I doubt that.


    His completion percentage with women when it comes to the bedroom is 100%.
    Yea, but his accuracy is so far off that he'd end up in the wrong hole.

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    What a cutie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    Yea, but his accuracy is so far off that he'd end up in the wrong hole.

    there's a 'wrong' hole??

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    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    I have a feeling he would fondle her.
    Ahem...

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