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    So Im in Dunkin Donuts getting my medium hot/half and half. One person ahead of me at the counter. Chick comes in behind me and stands like one inch from me, right on my arse. She looked like pizza face George Washington. Not only that, now she starts exaggeratedly craning her neck to look past me as if Im in the way, making little impatient type noises with her wooden toofed maw. I move up, George moves up.
    I had been in a good mood because I remembered to bring a nickel so I wouldnt get 95 fargin cents change AGAIN.
    FU General, and choke on your "oysed gawfee wit two shoogiz", beeeotch.

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    Fishooked has the perfect arsenal for this type of situation.

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    Fart: problem solved

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Fart: problem solved

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    So Im in Dunkin Donuts getting my medium hot/half and half. One person ahead of me at the counter. Chick comes in behind me and stands like one inch from me, right on my arse. She looked like pizza face George Washington. Not only that, now she starts exaggeratedly craning her neck to look past me as if Im in the way, making little impatient type noises with her wooden toofed maw. I move up, George moves up.
    I had been in a good mood because I remembered to bring a nickel so I wouldnt get 95 fargin cents change AGAIN.
    FU General, and choke on your "oysed gawfee wit two shoogiz", beeeotch.

    Thankee



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    Vintage 32g tale. A very hearty "thankee" to you, sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    So Im in Dunkin Donuts getting my medium hot/half and half. One person ahead of me at the counter.

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    don't they have a gold club express line?

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    Geez, one would think she tried to cop a feel from your reaction. Or were you disappointed she didn't?

    Seriously, you shoulda told her that if she got any closer, she'd better introduce herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Fishooked has the perfect arsenal for this type of situation.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Fart: problem solved
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Fart: problem solved
    Methinks one is laboring under the misapprehension that I conduct my daily affairs whilst traversing the planet with "one in the chamber" should the appropriate situation present itself.

    More often than not, I am "unloaded" when mongos astumble into my orbit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Fishooked has the perfect arsenal for this type of situation.
    Its no coincidence that I don't get too many visitors to my cubicle as a result. Because surly, moody Jet fans are always so approachable to begin with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    Geez, one would think she tried to cop a feel from your reaction. Or were you disappointed she didn't?
    No. A chimp ran up to her, then scurried away muttering "i got that one already"

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    She seems like a real space invader. Did she cough on the back of your neck?

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    the complaint in the OP is subjective at best.

    Because if the space invader looked like Keely Hazell, for example, this would've been the reaction:


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Methinks one is laboring under the misapprehension that I conduct my daily affairs whilst traversing the planet with "one in the chamber" should the appropriate situation present itself.

    More often than not, I am "unloaded" when mongos astumble into my orbit.

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    Come up with an invention that will assuage this situation and retire a millionaire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    No. A chimp ran up to her, then scurried away muttering "i got that one already"

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    LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    the complaint in the OP is subjective at best.

    Because if the space invader looked like Keely Hazell, for example, this would've been the reaction:

    Oh absolutely, thing is, that doesn't happen.
    I am a natural magnet for self-absorbed, one-way, misfits. I got dragged to Target yesterday with the wife. As we turned into every aisle, gape-jawed cretins automatically turned their carts sideways and focused uncomprehending stares upon tissue box's as we struggled to get by them. We were turned invisible by the aura of their stupidity.

    Ask my wife, she see's it.

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    These are the stories that keep us coming back.

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    Fvckin' raccoons

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    If only Gary Moore was alive, these types of things wouldn't happen more and more.

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    LMFAO at the tags

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