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    Penis Snake ???

    I figured this was hampur worthy material ... esp since I wish I would shove this penis snake up Sackchez ....
    ANYWAY

    http://www.inquisitr.com/292028/peni...DtQdb2cIxLr.01



    A group of engineers building a dam in the Amazon recently discovered an Atretochoana eiseltiis, better known as a caecilian, which some people might know as a limbless amphibian, but, let’s be honest, the creature pictured above is a penis snake.

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    Prolapsed.

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    I've always thought penises are the most ugly fugging things on the human body, male or female. They look like, I don't know, slugs that you find when you flip over a rock. How women can react positively to them I've never understood. But I'll take it. Possibly their functional capabilities make up for their unsightliness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    I've always thought penises are the most ugly fugging things on the human body, male or female. They look like, I don't know, slugs that you find when you flip over a rock. How women can react positively to them I've never understood. But I'll take it. Possibly their functional capabilities make up for their unsightliness.
    so you think about teh peniz a lot do ya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    esp since I wish I would shove this penis snake up Sackchez ....
    you're a bit of a freak



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    That dont look like any schween I've ever seen, and I've seen alot.

    Better check again.


    Nope.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    They look like, I don't know, slugs that you find when you flip over a rock. How women can react positively to them I've never understood. But I'll take it. Possibly their functional capabilities make up for their unsightliness.
    Maybe yours does. Mine looks quite dashing. I just have no idea where to attach the monocle chain.

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    That penis snake looks lonely for a vagina lizard

    Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk 2

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    Happy to see the lady Hamputites surf pron too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    Happy to see the lady Hamputites surf pron too.
    I dont know if I want to see the flick where schweens look like that.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I dont know if I want to see the flick where schweens look like that.



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    Me neither...but I won't judge her. There's been some monster vj pics posted as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    Me neither...but I won't judge her. There's been some monster vj pics posted as well.
    That thing was built to go around corners.

    I shudder to think.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    That dont look like any schween I've ever seen, and I've seen alot.

    Better check again.


    Nope.


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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    Happy to see the lady Hamputites surf pron too.
    My friends send me links to crazy stuff

    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I dont know if I want to see the flick where schweens look like that.



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    I wouldn't either ... very gross and greepy.


    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    you're a bit of a freak

    I just have a good imagination

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    My friends send me links to crazy stuff



    I wouldn't either ... very gross and greepy.




    I just have a good imagination


    "your friends"



    nice try








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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    My girlfriends send me links to crazy stuff
    You need to get those crazy friends of yours to start posting here as well. They sound interesting.

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    I think it moved.

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    Also isnt there an unwritten rule here that all penis jokes must be submitted to JetsThings for approval.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Also isnt there an unwritten rule here that all penis jokes must be submitted to JetsThings for approval.
    What the- Shut yr fOOK up!!

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