To test the physical endurance of the JETS defense...... and the emotional fortitude of their fans
...encourage us to go bungee jumping without a bungee.
...hoard cyanide pills for the next game.
...Desire to get hit on the head so fuking hard that we forget what team we like.
....have the appendix removed although its already has been taken out.
...make us the laughingstock of the entire NFL despite a two and three win teams in the league.
Hall Of Fame
Undrafted Free Agent
puke in my mouth a little, on EVERY play
... mung a human centipede ...
...get this team merged with another team , say the Jaguars.
...forget everything that is holy.
....puke on an empty stomach.
...qualify us for an entire segement of 'Come on Man!'
...get us sponsored by the Benny Hill Show.
...return all our Jets xmas merchandise or burn it on December 26th.
....To really Wish that the Mayans got this calendar/end of the world thing Right.
Hall of Fame
Charter JI Member
...have a passer rating of 32