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    turns out its fake

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    Quote Originally Posted by sect313 View Post
    turns out its fake
    sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh....don't ruin the internet.

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    Not one Stokes joke yet?

    who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sect313 View Post
    turns out its fake
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
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    Look on the bright side, you can send the girls outside eating crackers again.

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    The Platinum Eagle would not have failed, just sayin'.

    Can I upgrade you?

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    I don't know why the slow reply made me laugh so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    The Platinum Eagle would not have failed, just sayin'.

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    Lmao....


    (in bill murray carl spackler drawl)

    Er, Mr. Markerter...I have a...."child" about 5'8"..takes the 7:14 to Penn every morning....Coach bag, 3/4 length $800 dollar Lord and Taylor business type coat....would the Platinumb Eagles offer me value at this...situation?





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    Quote Originally Posted by sect313 View Post
    turns out its fake
    How??! Trained eagle and mannequin kid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    How??! Trained eagle and stokes?
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lmao....


    (in bill murray carl spackler drawl)

    Er, Mr. Markerter...I have a...."child" about 5'8"..takes the 7:14 to Penn every morning....Coach bag, 3/4 length $800 dollar Lord and Taylor business type coat....would the Platinumb Eagles offer me value at this...situation?





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    We both know that a full diaper is what saved that youngun from being pecked apart worse than your Noo Yawk Jets.

    Make sure that "kid" leaves his loose change at home that morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Make sure that "kid" leaves his loose change at home that morning.


    I empty the ballast out of her bag every morning, but the eagle never comes.

    I even tried to convince her the dead mice stapled to straw hat I gave her for her birfday is the new Easter bonnet for year round use. All the chicks are doing it, those are field mice, like nature.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post


    I empty the ballast out of her bag every morning, but the eagle never comes.

    I even tried to convince her the dead mice stapled to straw hat I gave her for her birfday is the new Easter bonnet for year round use. All the chicks are doing it, those are field mice, like nature.


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    LMAO I thought you were referring to J "Here's a picture of me taking a dump with a scotch in my hand" Stokes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post


    I empty the ballast out of her bag every morning, but the eagle never comes.

    I even tried to convince her the dead mice stapled to straw hat I gave her for her birfday is the new Easter bonnet for year round use. All the chicks are doing it, those are field mice, like nature.


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    RU talking about a kid or your mom?














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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    LMAO I thought you were referring to J "Here's a picture of me taking a dump with a scotch in my hand" Stokes.

    Lmao..it could be...but too tall, no?



    The old "take my wife, eagles, please" bit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    RU talking about a kid or your mom?















    No beer for you!



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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    LMAO I thought you were referring to J "Here's a picture of me taking a dump with a scotch in my hand" Stokes.


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