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    I want a Seabreacher!

    very cool: http://seabreacher.com/seabreacher-x-demo




    painted like a shark or killer whale


    from http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
    Last edited by quantum; 12-19-2012 at 08:50 AM.

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    They say that the two happiest days of your life are the day you buy your Seabreacher..... and the day you sell it.



    Very cool, but you would need to have a large lake or expanse of Ocean to yourself to really let this thing go, no?

    You mix this thing in with the mongo quotient I've seen in boats and Jetskii's lately and you have an enormous cluster**** waiting to happen.

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    Seems like it would be fun

    Not sure if it qualifies as a "diving" machine.

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    That's a horrible waste of 100K.

    I like the idea, but it's not there yet.

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    How deep can they dive?


    About 5 feet for brief durations but generally they go just a few feet below the surface in order to keep the snorkel above the water.
    For 100K, I'd want something that really dove.

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    That's what US Navy submarine building ship yards should do now that they don't build subs for the gov't - build a line of personal subs. Kind of like a private jet. Build private subs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Very cool, but you would need to have a large lake or expanse of Ocean to yourself to really let this thing go, no?

    You mix this thing in with the mongo quotient I've seen in boats and Jetskii's lately and you have an enormous cluster**** waiting to happen.

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    Always Mr. Fun, this guy.

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    ooooooh! check this out: http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/chocolate-planets


    gotta love ad copy that starts off

    "Ever wonder what Uranus tastes like? Thanks to these chocolate planet balls, we now know that planet tastes like milk tea. Included in this fun and tasty pack of geeky chocolates are eight different planets, each with their own unique flavor. "


    (posted in the wrong thread )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    That's what US Navy submarine building ship yards should do now that they don't build subs for the gov't - build a line of personal subs. Kind of like a private jet. Build private subs.
    Yep, you'd have arab buyers linedup!




    NOTE: When searching the result for "arab terrorists", I found this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    Yep, you'd have arab buyers linedup!




    NOTE: When searching the result for "arab terrorists", I found this:

    the FBI won't call, they're listening already...

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    on the whole, I'd rather have this....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im1iNq02Kz0

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Always Mr. Fun, this guy.
    Just calculating the probabilties given the explosion in mongonese types with watercraft.

    Imagine 4 of these, full acrobatic mode, in a small lake rife with swimmers, Jetskii's and pleasure craft. Then add your requisite alcohol and blazing sun.

    Good times.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Just calculating the probabilties given the explosion in mongonese types with watercraft.

    Imagine 4 of these, full acrobatic mode, in a small lake rife with swimmers, Jetskii's and pleasure craft. Then add your requisite alcohol and blazing sun.

    Good times.




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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    Yep, you'd have arab buyers linedup!




    NOTE: When searching the result for "arab terrorists", I found this:

    daaaaaam - she just blew up my pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    daaaaaam - she just blew up my pants!
    Sounds you just improvised an explosive device.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Sounds you just improvised an explosive device.
    That or it was the all you can eat burrito buffet at Pablo Loco's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Ha ha...is that Debbie Downer? Hysterical. Loved those bits.





















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    I can only afford Sea Britches




    I think these are endorsed by FF2 for Kayaking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    I can only afford Sea Britches




    I think these are endorsed by FF2 for Kayaking.
    so you're saying they have the butt cheeks cut out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    so you're saying they have the butt cheeks cut out?
    In your dreams Sally!

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