Dogs eating their own poop is a condition known as Coprophagia. Back in my early days as an advertising copywriter, I had a pet supply manufacturer that made a product that you'd put on the dogs' food and they wouldn't, um, "indulge" any longer.
Originally Posted by gunnails
So I'm the new kid writer with balls, and I gotta bang out an ad that grabs attention in the ridiculously cluttered Pet Fancy magazines. I come back with the headline:
It's a dog-eat-poop world...
but it doesn't have to be.
Just the start of my meteoric rise to the top of the alcoholic-riddled heap of burnt-out creative geniuses.