George Costanza's 10 Commandments for 'Working Hard'
Rule No. 1 - Never walk without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet.
(THINKING TO HIMSELF) "Can't wait to call Pennington to tell him our plan worked to perfection. Geez, did we f**k this organization up good. Hope that finally satisfies Chad's blood thirst for the Jets releasing him in favor of Favre."
Is he carrying a gigantic coil of rope over his arm or is that an optical illusion?
Stop laying down with your laptop in bed and move your LCD screen so your point of view is perpendicular to the screen that way navy doesn't look like black. Should help. Not that I'm doing that, just a guess...