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    Mark's Trade Value

    What All 31 Other NFL Teams Would Give the Jets for Mark Sanchez
    DECEMBER 20, 2012


    Bears: Jay Cutler's locker room ash tray

    Bengals: Andy Dalton's soul

    Bills: a sandwich bag full of Ryan Fitzpatrick's shorn beard hair

    Broncos: two free Papa John's pizzas (cheese only)

    Browns: whatever is left in the fridge in Mike Holmgren's old office

    Buccaneers: an old pit-stained Rutgers t-shirt owned by Greg Schiano

    Cardinals: John Skelton and Ryan Lindley

    Chargers: the Eli Manning Chargers' 2004 draft jersey

    Chiefs: one game-used football (lightly used, mostly punted)

    Colts: medical waste from Peyton Manning's neck surgeries

    Cowboys: Rob Ryan

    Dolphins: a VHS of "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"

    Eagles: one black Andy Reid coaching onesie

    Falcons: a 10-inch, plush Freddie the Falcon doll

    49ers: a firm handshake

    Giants: one framed copy of the New York Times cover from the morning after the Giants' latest Super Bowl title

    Jaguars: one tarp (small or mid-sized only)

    Lions: one paper bag head covering

    Packers: an expired block of cheddar

    Panthers: Jimmy Clausen

    Patriots: one UGG boot

    Raiders: Matt Leinart

    Rams: a DVD copy of "Broken Arrow," starring Chris Long's father, Howie

    Ravens: Joe Flacco

    Redskins: a scraping of Mike Shanahan's face skin that was biopsied

    Saints: a promise to mildly injure one opposing longsnapper in the Jets' division

    Seahawks: this photo signed by Pete Carroll


    Steelers: a signed Tommy Maddox XFL jersey

    Texans: game-used Matt Schaub jock strap


    Titans: a huge, glossy, framed photo of Matt Hasselbeck and Jake Locker

    Vikings: a wallet-sized photo of Christian Ponder and his new bride

    NOTE: All deals contingent upon the Jets picking up the entirety of Sanchez's remaining contract.
    To see the pic of Pete Carroll running as fast as possible away from Sanchez:

    http://www.sportspickle.com/opinion/...hez-in-a-trade

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    You are right, he has little trade value. He is best used as a backup next season considering his cap hit of 8.2 million next season. Drafting a QB depends on who is available and how McElroy performs early on.

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    If we want a really high draft pick, we should start sanchez every game and keep the offense the way it is (sparano included.)







    of course I wouldn't watch the games.....................

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    It's unfortunate but, we'll go 8-8 and cost the new FO a great draft pick. We're awful but there are worse. Look at Detroit. Bless their cursed souls.
    Also, Sanchez WILL be here next year so we'd better get an OC that can rebuild him and draft Tyler Wilson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorJet View Post
    It's unfortunate but, we'll go 8-8 and cost the new FO a great draft pick. We're awful but there are worse. Look at Detroit. Bless their cursed souls.
    Also, Sanchez WILL be here next year so we'd better get an OC that can rebuild him and draft Tyler Wilson.
    He didn't play that well this year, but I kinda like him. Not sure what it is, maybe moxy. He's got a no BS attitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorJet View Post
    It's unfortunate but, we'll go 8-8 and cost the new FO a great draft pick.
    Considering what the Jets so-called BRAIN-TRUST has done with High-draft picks in the past, I'd say it makes no difference where the Jets draft(although they do seem to hit paydirt more often than not in the middle of the 1st round)....

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