The greatest time of my life was while being a delivery boy for Mazzio's Pizza. It was fun, I knew everybody, I always knew who had the kindest cheeba (me), & was also a supervisor so I would have complete run of he place. I was 20. Never did that to anyone though.
Friends were always shocked at how much I made slingin pies.
No. **** that, 20% is a decent tip, on top of the fact that he had me doing laps around the anxiety pool wondering where my rightful $5 was. It was his mistake, so why should he get to keep 5 extra dollars for it?
PS, for full disclosure purposes, I am Jewish...
You get that anxious over $5? You need to learn to relax a little bit.
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Take pizza. Keep the 20. Tell him you'll pay him when he comes back with the change. Give him the 20 and tell him to keep the change when he gets back. Give him the empty pizza box and ask him to drop it in the can on the curb on his way back to the car. Laugh at the wtf head shaking as he walks back to his rockin delivery chariot.
Ok guys, I need some help here. This is real life:
I just had a pizza delivered like 15 mins ago, the total was like $12, and i only had a 20 on me. So I give the guy the 20 and say, "can i have 5 back?" Guy says, oh, this is my first delivery, I don't have any change on me, give me like 5 minutes and I'll be back with that change for you. Took the money and headed off. How much longer should I wait before I have to give the place a call back, storm in and demand my monies back, yo?