LSD flashback. You can only use it every couple of years, but it works every time. Especially if your wife ever watched The White Shadow. Wut?
And you guys scoffed at me when I acquired an cadaver leg for occasions just like this.
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So what's the verdict, Fish?
get a divorce??
Well her car does have leather seats, that should help with the cleanup....I'll put this one in the 'maybe' column.
So, salmonella eye? Interesting.
I'm not sure sure where the screwdriver in the ass part fits in, although it could be used to relieve excess pressure. Still more pleasant than watching the Jets.
Aye, the day is upon me and Ive barely done any research.
I'm thinking of simply not getting out of bed until maybe 11 or 12pm. This could backfire, as she could think that I am merely resting my liver.
But if I go to bed wearing several layers of clothes, muttering ''....ssssssso......ccccccold...." and pretend to fade in and out of consciousness....that could work.
Update:
Well, I ended up going anyway. I didn't have to drive, so I just ended up getting hammered, and had a pretty decent time of it as well.
Turns out there that a few of the other wives husbands basically represented the entire Jets division - there was a Pats fan, a Dolphins fan, and even a Bills fan there. We sat there for hours and had civil, normal conversations about out teams - and it was actually a lot of fun.
I would be proud to call them Hampurites.
Now I have to get something for this hangover.
All that egg sandwich is going to do is make your crap smell like eggs.
The story would have had a much cooler ending if you guys all got hammered, began arguing and a fistfight ensued, finishing off with you being so drunk snd battered that you sh*t youself in the car on the ride home.
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