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    Was St. Kitts recently annexed by Puerto Rico?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    Seriously - I can't believe this guy didn't stay home to watch the Jets playoff game.
    He opted for the best of both worlds...go to the Caribbean and spend all your time seeking an internet connection so you can post about being in the Caribbean on a Jets message board. Meanwhile girlfriend sits manless in the hotel bar, wiping her sunglasses every few seconds to remove the breath-fog from the pressing circle of pompadoured Tony Montanas, while being coached in excited Spanish by latino women on the proper method for slicing off a sleeping boyfriend's balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    He opted for the best of both worlds...go to the Caribbean and spend all your time seeking an internet connection so you can post about being in the Caribbean on a Jets message board. Meanwhile girlfriend sits manless in the hotel bar, wiping her sunglasses every few seconds to remove the breath-fog from the pressing circle of pompadoured Tony Montanas, while being coached in excited Spanish by latino women on the proper method for slicing off a sleeping boyfriend's balls.
    lol, thanks Ernie


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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    He opted for the best of both worlds...go to the Caribbean and spend all your time seeking an internet connection so you can post about being in the Caribbean on a Jets message board. Meanwhile girlfriend sits manless in the hotel bar, wiping her sunglasses every few seconds to remove the breath-fog from the pressing circle of pompadoured Tony Montanas, while being coached in excited Spanish by latino women on the proper method for slicing off a sleeping boyfriend's balls.
    Close..... Try the Tampa airport bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Is your girlfriend getting anal from the guy at the Surf Lesson pavilion?
    Lol...whut?



    Quote Originally Posted by JetsfanfromtheBURGH View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Was St. Kitts recently annexed by Puerto Rico?

    Ha ha...says it right there on the Alamo.





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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsfanfromtheBURGH View Post


    Just got my service back. What I miss?
    The treadmill at the gym and then the weight rack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    The treadmill at the gym and then the weight rack.
    Ouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsfanfromtheBURGH View Post
    Ouch.
    He wasnt talking about you.



















    I KID I KID!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    The treadmill at the gym and then the weight rack.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

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