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    Fell off treadmill at gym in front of 3 hotties, possible broken finger...B*****S!!!!



    Yeah, wasn't pretty. A few audible gasps...and a chuckle. Heard a "OMG!" and an "Are you okay?"

    Picked myself up, shrugged it off, walked to lockeroom like nothing happened.

    I'm sure it's on some kind of gym surveillance cam that people are laughing at right now.

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    oh, finger is purple. I have hand wrapped in an ice bag. Typing mostly lefty now.

    Will start a separate hampur thread for legal advice about suing the gym. thanks.

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    That's why I don't go to the gym.

    More people are injured are die in gyms then in gun accidents.

    So stop the gym and join a gun range.

    ps. I hope you didn't injure your trigger finger.





















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    Lol..Sideways arse-glance imbalance syndrome.

    Rookie.





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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lol..Sideways arse-glance imbalance syndrome.

    Rookie.





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    +1. You have to lean the opposite direction of the ass you're rotating towards..otherwise your balance takes you into the side guard and you take a spill and start a thread about it on a Jets website. What is this amateur hour?

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    Please aquire said surveillance video and post here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    +1. What is this amateur hour?
    I'll tell ya. Its a wonder he found ice.




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    How do you fall off a treadmill exactly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    oh, finger is purple.Typing mostly lefty now.
    Prevert.

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    I gave up telling youz guys all the embarrassing things that happen to me on a weekly basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I'll tell ya. Its a wonder he found ice.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lol..Sideways arse-glance imbalance syndrome.

    Rookie.



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    I can turn my head 90 degrees and keep running at 6.5mph for at least 4 seconds without getting disoriented. I've got it down pat but she walked down the aisle with her yoga matt and I just pushed the envelope. Took it too far. At least a solid 6 second stare but this girl had serious wonder butt. Time stood still. Unfortunately the treadmill kept going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Please aquire said surveillance video and post here.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv5d0eMvqWU

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post





    I can turn my head 90 degrees and keep running at 6.5mph for at least 4 seconds without getting disoriented. I've got it down pat but she walked down the aisle with her yoga matt and I just pushed the envelope. Took it too far. At least a solid 6 second stare but this girl had serious wonder butt. Time stood still. Unfortunately the treadmill kept going.


    Ha ha..I knew it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post





    I can turn my head 90 degrees and keep running at 6.5mph for at least 4 seconds without getting disoriented. I've got it down pat but she walked down the aisle with her yoga matt and I just pushed the envelope. Took it too far. At least a solid 6 second stare but this girl had serious wonder butt. Time stood still. Unfortunately the treadmill kept going.

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    "The Treadstumble"

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post





    I can turn my head 90 degrees and keep running at 6.5mph for at least 4 seconds without getting disoriented. I've got it down pat but she walked down the aisle with her yoga matt and I just pushed the envelope. Took it too far. At least a solid 6 second stare but this girl had serious wonder butt. Time stood still. Unfortunately the treadmill kept going.
    Hahahaha... WINNING!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    "The Treadstumble"

    SAR I
    At least I didn't fumble.

    And I WISH my head went into that ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnails View Post
    That's why I don't go to the gym.

    More people are injured are die in gyms then in gun accidents.

    So stop the gym and join a gun range.

    ps. I hope you didn't injure your trigger finger.






















    Are you saying most people die from getting shot after working out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post


    Are you saying most people die from getting shot after working out?
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    You know me Ted, just trying in my own odd way to be part of the group and funny.
    Believe it or not in my younger days I was quit quick witted and funny on most occasions.
    Times have changed and **** happens, but I can proudly say I have never fallen from a mill, and all my digits are functional.

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    Ha Ha, quick witted.

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