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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post

    Was expecting some comments from someone on the red-velour-track-suit-with-the-snapped-ass-pockets, turkey-leg-eating, not-scooter-driving, cheetah-slipper-wearing diva in the background





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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post


    And here's to our newest, bestest buddy....you know him from bad hair and wtf glasses...He brings a level of WTF on Saturdays that cannot be missed...Mr. Excitement, BRENT MUSBERGER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Fine, I'll say it.

    WTF happened to her in the span of a month? She's on TV during the national championship game, she poses for SI shortly after, and now she looks like this. How is that even possible?

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    Why am I not seeing camel toe here? Do chicks have a vaj cup for bathing suits? Anyway, in the words of Brent Musberger, "I'd stick it in her tush."

    Still think she's hot

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    At least in these images, Ms. Webb may have redeemed herself. First shot demands careful inspection, especially by Mr. Big L.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    At least in these images, Ms. Webb may have redeemed herself. First shot demands careful inspection, especially by Mr. Big L.

    Thank you, Sir Borgo.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, after studying Exhibit A extensively for some time now, in my professional opinion, this is NOT camel toe.

    At first glance, the toe in question is too far behind normal labia placement. Therefore, the possibility exists that it could be butt toe. I have no rear photo evidence to go on, but I do believe the toe shown is too low to be butt toe. Unless the rear in question is low hanging cottage cheese, I, again in my professional opinion, believe the toe shown is in fact a wardrobe malfunction, and just a puckering of the garment seams.

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    If there are no nips, ain't no toe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Thank you, Sir Borgo.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, after studying Exhibit A extensively for some time now, in my professional opinion, this is NOT camel toe.

    At first glance, the toe in question is too far behind normal labia placement. Therefore, the possibility exists that it could be butt toe. I have no rear photo evidence to go on, but I do believe the toe shown is too low to be butt toe. Unless the rear in question is low hanging cottage cheese, I, again in my professional opinion, believe the toe shown is in fact a wardrobe malfunction, and just a puckering of the garment seams.

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    LOL! Very well elucidated, my good man.

    I concur completely that "camel toe" is not being exhibited. Unless Ms. Webb has an unfortunate birth defect involving her outer sexual organs (medically known as postern vulva; or colloquially dubbed "back pu*sy"), I would say that the anatomical structures present themselves too far rearward, and are in an illogical "angle of list", to be even remotely considered vulvar.

    If I were a man accustomed to games of chance and wagering, I would argue that the image highlights the terminal segment of Ms. Webb's delightfully playful alimentary canal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL! Very well elucidated, my good man.

    I concur completely that "camel toe" is not being exhibited. Unless Ms. Webb has an unfortunate birth defect involving her outer sexual organs (medically known as postern vulva; or colloquially dubbed "back pu*sy"), I would say that the anatomical structures present themselves too far rearward, and are in an illogical "angle of list", to be even remotely considered vulvar.

    If I were a man accustomed to games of chance and wagering, I would argue that the image highlights the terminal segment of Ms. Webb's delightfully playful alimentary canal.
    Well, I CAN tell you this - I will gladly put my tongue and face in the suspected toe region to find out exactly what is going on down there.

    In the name of furthering toe research, of course.
    Last edited by Big L; 03-03-2013 at 04:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Well, I CAN tell you this - I will gladly put my tongue and face in the suspected toe region to find out exactly what is going on down there.

    In the name of furthering toe research, of course.
    I would think she would need a more seasoned palate. Once I receive the unlikely imprimatur from my wife, my services stand at the ready.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I would think she would need a more seasoned palate. Once I receive the unlikely imprimatur from my wife, my services stand at the ready.
    Tell Mrs. Borgo that your expert testimony is required. She'll understand.
    Last edited by Big L; 03-04-2013 at 06:58 AM.

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