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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.


    I was joking in that sense. She's 10 times hotter than 95% of the chicks the collective Hampur has ever banged.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    So do I. She needs to shed 30lbs though.
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    She appears to eaten some sammiches since then;

    Verdict?









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    Fine, I'll say it.

    WTF happened to her in the span of a month? She's on TV during the national championship game, she poses for SI shortly after, and now she looks like this. How is that even possible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    She appears to eaten some sammiches since then;

    Verdict?
    Major problems ahead for the former beauty queen over the next 3-5 years. No doubt, she'll weigh in at close to 195-210 lbs. before checking herself into an over-eaters clinic outside of Santa Fe. Once discharged, she will gain another 25 lbs.

    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.


    Hope you like cottage cheese...on your women's legs and posterior.

    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I was joking in that sense. She's 10 times hotter than 95% of the chicks the collective Hampur has ever banged.
    In France? 100% correct statement.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Fine, I'll say it.

    WTF happened to her in the span of a month? She's on TV during the national championship game, she poses for SI shortly after, and now she looks like this. How is that even possible?
    Take my How Best to Evaluate Women--Parts and/or Total Impressions--Seminar at the 92nd St. Y, or be doomed like the rest of these clods.
    Last edited by Borgoguy; 02-20-2013 at 12:13 PM. Reason: Missing word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Bingo. You just outlined his case for admission to the Hampur.

    Hired.


    And here's to our newest, bestest buddy....you know him from bad hair and wtf glasses...He brings a level of WTF on Saturdays that cannot be missed...Mr. Excitement, BRENT MUSBERGER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.






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    Last edited by Timmy®; 02-20-2013 at 01:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
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    It never ends.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    It never ends.


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    gay moore jokes are like uranus jokes. funny every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Major problems ahead for the former beauty queen over the next 3-5 years. No doubt, she'll weigh in at close to 195-210 lbs. before checking herself into an over-eaters clinic outside of Santa Fe. Once discharged, she will gain another 25 lbs.


    Well.... before you called her a too-skinny man-face.

    Now, she's' admittedly added some baby fat to smooth out those edges.

    She only wants to please you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Fine, I'll say it.

    WTF happened to her in the span of a month? She's on TV during the national championship game, she poses for SI shortly after, and now she looks like this. How is that even possible?
    Stephen Hawking has a theory that the more people fap to a particular individual, the fatter that individual gets. Something about the spank-time continuum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Major problems ahead for the former beauty queen over the next 3-5 years. No doubt, she'll weigh in at close to 195-210 lbs. before checking herself into an over-eaters clinic outside of Santa Fe. Once discharged, she will gain another 25 lbs.


    I can't even stomach this broad anymore. Is the Self Taken thread still up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Is the self Taken thread still up?
    Please. No one wants to see your hunch-backed visage in a banana hammock....except for Things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Please. No one wants to see your hunch-backed visage in a banana hammock....except for Things.

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    I was going to retort...but you saved yourself at the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Please. No one wants to see your hunch-backed visage in a banana hammock....except for Things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I was going to retort...but you saved yourself at the end.
    Suck farts, dbags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    >>


    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Well.... before you called her a too-skinny man-face.

    Now, she's' admittedly added some baby fat to smooth out those edges.

    She only wants to please you.

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    Weight gain aside, something is just not right with that chick, 32. And please tell me WTF she's doing with Kareem (yes, it's really him)? LOL.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I was joking in that sense. She's 10 times hotter than 95% of the chicks the collective Hampur has ever banged.
    5 percenter right motha ****ing here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I was joking in that sense. She's 10 times hotter than 95% of the chicks the collective Hampur has ever banged.
    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    5 percenter right motha ****ing here!
    Wait... are you saying you are among the 5% of the chicks hotter than her that "collective Hampur has ever banged"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Wait... are you saying you are among the 5% of the chicks hotter than her that "collective Hampur has ever banged"?
    he could be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    he could be
    POGTFO

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    POGTFO
    ohgawd

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    Red face

    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Wait... are you saying you are among the 5% of the chicks hotter than her that "collective Hampur has ever banged"?
    Sht.
    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    he could be
    Possibly
    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    POGTFO
    Hmm
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    ohgawd
    It's my pleasure

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