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Thread: Honorary Hampur mod?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Let's find out.

    Post a pic, post a pic, post a pic. Crossfire cancel all appointments and take the rest of the day off because SouthSide is going to post a picture of himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    HA!

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    Chicks dig the sombrero?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Chicks dig the sombrero?
    Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    F*ck him, he's a cheap doosh.

    Here is my Musburger story. I used to work at a golf course in Connecticut in the 80's. He was a member there. One year, I was in the main office and happened to see the sheet that listed all of the member contributions to the Christmas bonuses. So while nobody was around, I quickly threw it on the copy machine.

    I went back to our shop and we looked it over to see who was generous and who was a cheap bastard. Musburger had just signed a big contract at CBS. It was for like 2 million a year.

    His contribution to the employee Christmas bonus?

    $25

    About 50 cents per employee.

    I guarantee his handicap went up the next year because we made it our goal to mess with him. He would hit a ball right down the middle on a blind hole and we run over and throw it into the rough, or behind a tree or just flat out take it.

    Then we would watch the hilarity as he looked for his ball and couldn't believe his bad luck.

    Conversely, some of the members that were generous would hit a ball into the woods and get an amazing kick out into the fairway. There were a lot of elevated greens and sometimes a "foot wedge" would knock a ball that went off the green back on.
    Here's a BM story I heard:

    He was fired from CBS on April 1, 1990. Supposedly he went out to dinner that night and tried to pay for the dinner with his company credit card. The waiter returned and said it was declined. Musburger looked at his guests and said "Wow, they act fast." The waiter then grinned and said "April Fools!"

    Don't know what happened after that, maybe the waiter got stiffed.

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    I love the hampur critique of women from all the usual suspects . All I know is that lady, bent over, begging me, with a slow southern drawl, for **** would have me suffering from premature ejaculation no doubt. I love me beautiful, thin, southern women and this one is ****ing HOT!!!!! There is nothing better than a southern woman with a deep southern drawl talking filthy to you during coitus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    I love the hampur critique of women from all the usual suspects . All I know is that lady, bent over, begging me, with a slow southern drawl, for **** would have me suffering from premature ejaculation no doubt. I love me beautiful, thin, southern women and this one is ****ing HOT!!!!! There is nothing better than a southern woman with a deep southern drawl talking filthy to you during coitus.
    I will say that a beautiful woman uttering "f**k me" with that Southern drawl would have me gushing with enthusiasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    I love the hampur critique of women from all the usual suspects . All I know is that lady, bent over, begging me, with a slow southern drawl, for **** would have me suffering from premature ejaculation no doubt. I love me beautiful, thin, southern women and this one is ****ing HOT!!!!! There is nothing better than a southern woman with a deep southern drawl talking filthy to you during coitus.
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I will say that a beautiful woman uttering "f**k me" with that Southern drawl would have me gushing with enthusiasm.
    Have her eat grits off my balls afterwards and I'll co-sign.

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    There's so much going on here... This thread is full of win...

    Personally, I didn't find it creepy he kept gushing about how pretty the chick was but it was quite annoying. I'm like we get it ...

    Just happy ND was knocked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    There's so much going on here... This thread is full of win...

    Personally, I didn't find it creepy he kept gushing about how pretty the chick was but it was quite annoying. I'm like we get it ...

    Just happy ND was knocked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Top ten lol

    Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Epic.



    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Have her eat grits off my balls afterwards and I'll co-sign.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    There's so much going on here... This thread is full of win...









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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I really thought that was Poli.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    She's hot I get it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    She's hot I get it ...
    Something is just a bit off for me. Maybe masculine facial features?

    Certainly, not in your league, G.

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    Ass is always good for business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Something is just a bit off for me. Maybe masculine facial features?

    Certainly, not in your league, G.
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