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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Both of them would insta-puke upon viewing my visage
    As would the deceased Leona Helmsley... I mean, if she wasn't dead and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    As would the deceased Leona Helmsley... I mean, if she wasn't dead and all.
    May a confused diarrheatic Camel hastily park his tuchus over your gaping maw and drop a load of goodies post haste.

    Again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Does she look better now?

    Awesome. I literally have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard. Awkward trying to explain to the wife what's so funny... "Err, um, this guy I know--well, not exactly know, know, but someone who posts to the same-- what? Posts, like, writes comments about the Jets on a message board. Well they were talking about Brent-- yes, sorry, posting about Brent--"
    "Well I'm glad you can laugh about the Jets, you used to take it so seriously"
    "Yeah, that's it, you got it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    May a confused diarrheatic Camel hastily park his tuchus over your gaping maw and drop a load of goodies post haste.

    Again.

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    You're just upset because you'll never know if Leona's cooter smells like Honey Nut Cheerios.

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    Gina is ... what's a good word....spicy...

    Ms Alabama looks like Brooke shields. I think she's a goo (and good) looking girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    You're just upset because you'll never know if Leona's cooter smells like Honey Nut Cheerios.
    Upset? I dint track down her grave-site for nothin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Upset? I dint track down her grave-site for nothin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Gina always did it for me. Just sexy as hell.
    Certain women are not only beautiful, but also convey a smoldering sensuality. Gershon is one of these females.

    By the end of the night, you are both simultaneously going down on another chick before making each other orgasm wildly into the morning hours.

    Sign me up.



    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    You know what I just recently realized? A young Gina Gershon plays Tom Cruise's gf early on in the movie Cocktail.
    Did not recall this. Thanks for the fun fact.

    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Less sexy? Gershon has mitts like a car mechanic and Joker mug. Leona Helmsley meets a plastic surgeon meets an onrushing train.

    Ms. Alabama is much more of a natural beauty.

    Too skinny, but a wonderous mug.

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    LOL. You need help, my friend.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    I saw her at a supermarket in my town a few years ago. Was on her own bus or something to NY. She's as stunning in person.
    What did she buy? I bet she had a kick ass body.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post

    Ms. Alabama has fake T's and is man-ish. But you're also right about Gina.
    Stop it, JT. Don't encourage his lunacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    By the end of the night, you are both simultaneously going down on another chick before making each other orgasm wildly into the morning hours.






    SHe looks like Mr. SPocks father wearing a wig; More likely, By the end of the night, you'll be re-creating Amok TIme with big plastic swords... whilst jumping on the bed.

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    Found this gif today, I update these threads because I care//

    Katherine Webb. Miss Alabama


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Found this gif today, I update these threads because I care//

    Katherine Webb. Miss Alabama
    And this is why you're our cuddle muffin.

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    Star Trek reference overload complete!

    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    SHe looks like Mr. SPocks father wearing a wig; More likely, By the end of the night, you'll be re-creating Amok TIme with big plastic swords... whilst jumping on the bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    SHe looks like Mr. SPocks father wearing a wig; More likely, By the end of the night, you'll be re-creating Amok TIme with big plastic swords... whilst jumping on the bed.

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    Then beam me up Scotty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    Thread is fail without example pics of the gal in question.



    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    No doubt that chick is beautiful. But, honestly, I wasn't that impressed. She's too thin and her face is, borderline, masculine. No offense intended.
    She appears to eaten some sammiches since then;

    Verdict?









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    OMG she looks so normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    OMG she looks so normal.
    Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.


    So do I. She needs to shed 30lbs though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    So do I. She needs to shed 30lbs though.



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    You guys . . . too funny
    . . . though I think the "normal" girl looks better too



    Was expecting some comments from someone on the red-velour-track-suit-with-the-snapped-ass-pockets, turkey-leg-eating, not-scooter-driving, cheetah-slipper-wearing diva in the background

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.


    You're intimidated by pretty women and tall men with real hair.

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