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Thread: The New "Your mother wears combat boots"

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    The New "Your mother wears combat boots"

    Is apparently, "Your wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios."

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    that's why Anthony is mad

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    Let's set the scene...

    A candle lit room, fireplace gently roaring, Teddy singing Love TKO, and you whisper, "Hey baby, I bet you taste like Cheerios..."

    That's liquid silk right there south side take note lol


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    Might be one of the lamest disses I have ever heard. It's amazing what people let get under their skin nowadays.

    He should have just gave him an elbow to the face while going up for a rebound or something.

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    I could see getting pissed off if he said she tasted like cool whip

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    Your lady taste like Dinosaur eggs and um..... orange juice.

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    Wow. I'd go down there a lot more if that were true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Wow. I'd go down there a lot more if that were true.
    I find Lala very sexy. I'd welcome the opportunity to homestead on her private area, which I'm certain is scrumptious.





    I don't blame Carmelo for going after Garnett. In the same spot, I'd have knocked that bald f**k out.

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    What happened to the good ole fashioned "leather Cheerio?"

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    Carmelo just set himself up for a season long hazing from every team.

    I can see it now. "You lady taste like _________________!"

    Celtics = Honey Nut Cheerios
    San Antonio = Sweet and Hot Chili
    Dallas = Steak au poivre, hot and juicy
    Houston = Sweet and Sour Tacos
    etc, etc, etc.

    What a douch to get his panties in a bunch over that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    Carmelo just set himself up for a season long hazing from every team.

    I can see it now. "You lady taste like _________________!"

    Celtics = Honey Nut Cheerios
    San Antonio = Sweet and Hot Chili
    Dallas = Steak au poivre, hot and juicy
    Houston = Sweet and Sour Tacos
    etc, etc, etc.

    What a douch to get his panties in a bunch over that.
    Wow. Talk about homerism.

    KG isn't a douche for saying it, Melo is for being pissed.

    I bet you'd laugh it off if Sanchez told you that he plowed your wife

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    it's not the "honey nut cheerios" part that bothered him. they're delicious, nobody can get mad at that.


    it's the fact that KG would comment on his wife in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    it's not the "honey nut cheerios" part that bothered him. they're delicious, nobody can get mad at that.


    it's the fact that KG would know what his wife tastes like in the first place.
    fixed

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    He should have retorted "More like Shredded Wheat is what you tasted after I was done with her."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Wow. Talk about homerism.

    KG isn't a douche for saying it, Melo is for being pissed.

    I bet you'd laugh it off if Sanchez told you that he plowed your wife
    Nope, no homerism. I would say the same thing about any player on any team. You have to be a douch for bringing my wife into the conversation. Grow up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    it's not the "honey nut cheerios" part that bothered him. they're delicious, nobody can get mad at that.


    it's the fact that KG would comment on his wife in the first place.
    Exactly. Bringing up mothers and wives in the wrong context is the fastest way to get your nose smashed in.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    Nope, no homerism. I would say the same thing about any player on any team. You have to be a douch for bringing my wife into the conversation. Grow up.
    Bullshyte. Guy says something like that about your wife and you walk away? No f**king way, BP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    Nope, no homerism. I would say the same thing about any player on any team. You have to be a douch for bringing my wife into the conversation. Grow up.
    Obvious hypocrisy is obvious

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    Nope, no homerism. I would say the same thing about any player on any team. You have to be a douch for bringing my wife into the conversation. Grow up.


    Are you serious?

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    Somebody said something about my wife, he'd sh*t his teeth the next morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Exactly. Bringing up mothers and wives in the wrong context is the fastest way to get your nose smashed in.

    Bullshyte. Guy says something like that about your wife and you walk away? No f**king way, BP.
    I don't know about most of you folks but if you have ever played organized sports, trash talking is pretty common at every level. Nothing, and I mean nothing, ever seemed to be off limits. Mothers, girl friends, wives, race, religion, sexuality, you name it. Even Anthony said he responded badly to Garnett's mouth and should have just told him to **** off (in so many words.)

    BTW, I could name about five, maybe six, players in the NBA, so saying this is homerism is bull****. All I know about the two of them is that Garnett is notorious for this crap. It seems like what he intended to do (getting Anthony off his game) succeeded. That's all I got.

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